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endofradio 2024-11-21 17:22:53 GMT >>

hesawifebeaterdanusethegun:

Being With Herr König Part 9:

Part 8

Okay like I said at the beginning of the last part, this is STRAIGHT UP PORN WITH NO PLOT below the break. Enjoy!

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oh my lordt


endofradio 2024-11-21 06:44:55 GMT >>

etchingsandepitaphs:

everyone: *filing out of the theater after seeing Heretic like normal fucking people*

me: *still sitting in my seat sobbing while my friend looks on bewildered and concerned*

yeah


endofradio 2024-11-20 18:30:09 GMT >>

hesawifebeaterdanusethegun:

Being with Herr König Part 8:

Part 7

Okay for all intents and purposes this is the finale of the story, there is one more chapter but it is straight up porn with no plot and can be skipped if you’re not into that. That one will hopefully be up tomorrow. Thanks to anyone who made it this far for reading!

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endofradio 2024-11-20 01:40:00 GMT >>

creativepromptsforwriting:

subtle acts of love

  • giving them food without them asking for it
  • randomly bringing them flowers
  • holding a door open for them
  • pulling out their chair for them
  • guiding them with a gentle hand on the small of their back
  • making them lunch to take to work with them
  • fixing their clothes or hair
  • giving them a massage
  • talking casually about a shared future
  • showing them their appreciation for them
  • waiting at home to say hello when they come in
  • paying complete attention to them
  • giving them a casual, but thoughtful compliment
  • writing them a love letter and hiding it for them to find
  • showing them something that reminded them of their partner
  • humming a song to calm them down
  • giving them a quick kiss whenever they pass each other at home
  • casual grabbing their hand and swinging it back and forth
  • remembering something they told them

endofradio 2024-11-19 20:51:47 GMT >>

alpacinogifs:

SCARECROW (1973) dir. Jerry Schatzberg
AL PACINO as Francis Lionel “Lion” Delbuchi


endofradio 2024-11-19 18:22:34 GMT >>

hesawifebeaterdanusethegun:

Being With Herr König Part 7:

Part 6

This was the first time you’d been to König’s home but you weren’t paying attention to anything around you, your focus was on him as he locked the door behind you and shouted something in German over his shoulder.

A bald man with a mustache and an average build came around a corner to meet you at the door. He wore military garb and held a machine gun. This should have scared the shit out of you, but you were strangely calm. Crises had always brought on a sense of clarity you rarely had otherwise. Once the danger or stressor had passed you broke completely, but you were great in a tight spot and kept calm easily during.

You knew that König employed private security at his home as well as the hotel, but you’d never seen any of them decked out like this. This man was a professional who knew how to handle his weapon. The rest had been off-duty cops who you frankly wouldn’t have trusted to guard your lunch from your coworkers, but they made the guests feel safe.

The man stationed himself in front of the locked door as König led you further into the house. He brought you to a living room with a large fireplace along the wall to your left. The front and right-hand walls were crystal clear glass, looking out over a meadow lined with thick forest. You could see the lights mounted about the house that must have allowed König to light the meadow very well at night, though they were off now. It was still mid-afternoon so the light was just starting to fade a bit.

He led you to a large white couch facing the fireplace and sat next to you, taking your hands in his.

“I am sorry if I have scared you, but something has happened,“ he told you. "The breeding specimen I introduced you to, I made a mistake. I am so sorry, my love.”

“What do you mean a mistake? I don’t understand,” you answered.

“I didn’t recognize her changes in behavior lately, and I should have. She shouldn’t have been brought near you at all with the state she’s in,” he tried to explain.

“What changes, please, I have no idea what you’re talking about. Slow down.”

“My researchers and I met today to discuss her progress, and pointed out some things that confused them, but alarmed me. We track all of our specimens in the wild, of course, and she had changed her normal hunting routes overnight, traveling much farther from the Resort than she normally does.”

“Okay, and what does that have to do with me?” you asked.

“She seems to be…” he swallowed audibly. “It seems as if she’s grown unhealthily attached to me as a caregiver, and has been… hunting you since last night, she’s not been out of earshot of you since you met her.”

Your stomach dropped. You were being… hunted? What? How did a job at the front desk of a hotel turn into this? Was it worth it? Was he worth it? You knew the answer to the question before you asked it. Of course he was. He would always be worth it to you.

“Okay, so what do we do?” you asked.

He pulled you closer to him with one arm and kissed your temple.

“We keep you safe, just like I promised.”

That dark weight on his hip had suddenly become too heavy to bear, and he was glad he was sitting down. He held you tight, unsure if he would be able to do what needed to be done if the time came.

“I have my men searching the woods to drive her out, she won’t be far now that you’re here. I cannot get her to respond to my calls anymore. She is completely out of my control.” He ran his hand through his hair anxiously. “But if we can bring her here we can capture and subdue her.” He hoped he was right.

“I want you to stay with me at all times, alright?” he asked, though it barely sounded like a question.

“Okay,” you chewed the inside of your lip nervously. He sensed how nervous you were, though you were doing a great job of not showing it.

“Come here.” He turned and pulled your head to his chest, running his fingers through your hair. You sniffed once, deeply, to keep yourself from crying. You resumed your abnormally calm demeanor but stayed with your face buried in his chest, breathing in the scent of him as he rubbed your back, shushing you and muttering reassurances.

You stayed like that for a while, until you were interrupted by the sound of the crackle of the radio on the front door guard’s hip. He answered in German and quickly left the house through the front door at König’s nod, locking the two of you in again once he was on the other side.

“They’ll find her soon.” he whispered in your ear, your face still pressed into the front of his shirt. You sat up at his words, and that’s when you heard it, that strange screeching you now knew belonged to a creature bent on your death. It was a strange feeling saying that so nonchalantly, even if only to yourself. This animal wanted you dead for competing for the attention of the man you loved.

“What the fuck…” you whispered through an exhaled breath.

“What was that?” König asked you.

“Nothing.” You pulled his arms back around you and settled in to wait as he held you warmly, his chin resting on the top of your head. You could call it cozy if it weren’t for the bloodthirsty animal coming after you.


endofradio 2024-11-18 23:04:57 GMT >>

adambarrettz:

NO WORDS


endofradio 2024-11-18 18:38:56 GMT >>

hesawifebeaterdanusethegun:

Being With Herr König Part 6:

Part 5

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endofradio 2024-11-17 21:55:30 GMT >>

@bra1n-3at3r drew my cuckoo oc and könig TEEHEE thank you so much i love it aaa!!!


endofradio 2024-11-17 20:45:58 GMT >>

1428elmstrt:

Dan Stevens as Kenny Kristo in A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)


endofradio 2024-11-17 20:02:00 GMT >>

hesawifebeaterdanusethegun:

Being With Herr König Part Five:

Part Four

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endofradio 2024-11-17 04:45:29 GMT >>

heretic is basically the religious version of i saw the tv glow.


endofradio 2024-11-16 22:33:26 GMT >>

hesawifebeaterdanusethegun:

Dan Stevens as Herr König in Cuckoo (2024)

i’d let him hit SORRY


endofradio 2024-11-16 21:29:38 GMT >>

hesawifebeaterdanusethegun:

Dan Stevens as Adam “Frank” Barrett in Abigail (2024)

something i love about this movie is how they made the vampire teeth so fucking ugly


endofradio 2024-11-16 07:46:23 GMT >>

heretic spoilers below the cut

can we talk about this


endofradio 2024-11-16 07:37:07 GMT >>

theshoesofatiredman:

Just saw Heretic and it is so right about the inherent horror in questioning your beliefs, in the dawning realization that the people you trusted were lying to you (sometimes, intentionally), and that the quest for truth can feel like a slow descent into the pit.

this this this


endofradio 2024-11-16 07:32:08 GMT >>

allofyourthings:


endofradio 2024-11-16 07:23:06 GMT >>

fleshtornado:

I saw Heretic


endofradio 2024-11-16 07:19:22 GMT >>

deardisdain:

“It will make your hearts beat faster. It may even make you want to die. Do not be afraid. You will witness a miracle.”

Heretic (2024). Dir. Scott Beck


endofradio 2024-11-15 19:15:36 GMT >>

hesawifebeaterdanusethegun:

Being With Herr König Part 4:

Part 3

Okay guys, here’s part 4, I’m not sure how long this will go, I guess I’ll just write until I get to the ending I’m planning. As always, likes and comments are greatly appreciated, you don’t know how excited it makes me to get a comment on something I’ve written or drawn!

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tlorber 2024-06-11 03:42:22 GMT >>

humanoidhistory:

Earthrise during the Apollo 8 mission, December 1968, photographed by Bill Anders (1933-2024).


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tlorber 2023-08-17 03:53:05 GMT >>

hexeosis:

10 YEARS :O

hi tumblr peeps! 10 years ago today (or maybe it was yesterday, close enough heh) i started the hexeosis animated hexagon art blog here on tumblr, the first place hexeosis ever existed. i posed a few gifs that first week and really got going in August of 2013. I was super fortunate to have my gifs go viral almost right away and its been honor and a privilege to share my artworks with you all. thanks everyone for all the reblogs, comments, likes, shares, purchases, feedback, angry emails, it’s all good and am forever grateful that you took to the time to look at my silly brightly colored shaped polygons. here’s to 10 more years! (provided we survive the robot apocalypse)


tlorber 2023-08-03 21:49:34 GMT >>

It’s my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳


tlorber 2023-07-19 21:30:25 GMT >>

Check it out! Chicken has three hearts.


48-bottles 2023-03-23 03:22:36 GMT >>

48-bottles 2023-03-20 00:55:22 GMT >>

2023-03-19 Batch #48

Primed with 2/3 cup brown sugar

20 22oz bottles

FG 1.020 (6.7%)


48-bottles 2023-03-06 04:21:36 GMT >>

2023-03-05 Batch #48

Racked to Secondary

SG 1.024


48-bottles 2023-02-28 00:51:24 GMT >>

2023-02-26 Batch #48

New England Style

12lb Rahr 2-row

1lb CaraAroma

1lb Flaked Wheat

5gal Strike Water @ 172*F

60min Saccharification Rest @ 161*F

1.5gal Sparge Water @ 172*F

Collected all

Boil

60min 1.2oz Cleveland House 2021

60min 5.0z Blythswood Estate 2021

10min 1.9oz Cleveland House 2022

10min 4.3oz Blythswood Estate 2022

Flameout

1oz Cascade pellets

1oz Centennial pellets

1oz Simcoe pellets

Chill to 90*F

Racked to primary

1oz Cascade pellets

1oz Centennial pellets

1oz Simcoe pellets

1pkg Safale US-05

OG 1.071


48-bottles 2022-10-31 01:14:20 GMT >>

Less ripe mango as I remember it. More piney. I drank immediately (canned on 2022-10-20).


tlorber 2022-10-31 01:12:26 GMT >>

tlorber 2022-06-26 14:22:44 GMT >>

Garden party


tlorber 2022-05-12 18:16:54 GMT >>

SURF THE EAST #surfing #eastcoast #northeast #gulfofmaine #surf #waverider #wetsuit #longboard


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hexeosis:


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48-bottles 2020-10-30 22:03:20 GMT >>

Zero Gravity’s 40 Thieves

Canned 10/14/2020

Pours hazy straw. Light fine head. Mango/peach aroma. Smooth, small bite, pineapple finish.


48-bottles 2020-10-29 22:49:58 GMT >>

Pours hazy golden. Fine head. Smells clean, light malt. Bitter start and finish. Citrus, grapefruit hop flavor.


48-bottles 2020-08-19 23:32:38 GMT >>

48-bottles 2020-08-19 21:29:19 GMT >>
2020-08-19 Batch #47

12lb Rahr 2-row

2lb CaraFoam

1lb Flaked Oat

5gal Strike Water @ 165*F

60min Saccharification Rest @ 154*F

4.5gal Sparge Water @ 164*F

Collected all

Boil

60min 10mL Hopshot

10min 4oz Cleveland House fresh

10min 9oz Blytheswood Estate fresh

Flameout

2oz Four Star Farms Cascade pellets 4.5%

1oz Four Star Farms Centennial pellets 10.5%

Chill to 90*F

Racked to primary

1oz Four Star Farms Cascade pellets 4.5%

2oz Four Star Farms Centennial pellets 10.5%

Pitched 1pkg Safale US-05

OG 1.057


48-bottles 2020-08-18 02:55:16 GMT >>
2020 Hop Harvest - Blytheswood Estate - 9oz
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48-bottles 2020-08-17 16:29:20 GMT >>
2020 Hop Harvest - Cleveland House - 4oz
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champagnewehad 2020-06-25 23:22:55 GMT >>

14th Anniversary - 1989 Chateau Lynch-Bages


metatooth 2020-06-20 16:51:17 GMT >>

It’s quick, simple, and easy to take an impression at home. Full details on our website at metatooth.com/impressions. In short, you fully mix the supplied putty, form into a snake/cigar and add to tray. Then bite and hold. Full instructions included with every kit. Save money when you order direct from metatooth.com #mouthhealth #selfcare


metatooth 2020-06-16 15:23:14 GMT >>

Sleeping Woman With a Cat. Wladyslaw Slewinski. 1896.

Get the rest you deserve! Teeth grinding and clenching is bad for your teeth and also your good night’s sleep. Take an impression at home for a custom mouthguard. It’s simple and convenient when you order direct from metatooth.com


brdibkd 2020-05-12 19:41:27 GMT >>

Pain au Levain

66% hydration (including leaven)

Pillsbury AP + Hodgson Whole Grain Rye

30 min autolyse

Knead by flap & fold

2 hour rise, overnight refrigerated fermentation

Heated oven to 500F

Turned to 425F to start

15min steam

45min total bake


brdibkd 2020-05-06 22:14:43 GMT >>

Pain au Levain

Whole Wheat AP & Rye

Very dense.


brdibkd 2020-05-06 00:49:49 GMT >>

Baguette

One Mighty Mill Bread Flour

Recipe: America’s Test Kitchen


48-bottles 2019-12-20 05:23:19 GMT >>
Lorbeer Batch #31ALT

Lorbeer Batch #31

Malty sweet.


michaeltfournier 2019-08-30 03:44:03 GMT >>
Cabildo Quarterly #13 available now!

cabildoquarterly:

Cabildo Quarterly. Issue #13. Summer 2019. With new poetry, fiction and essays from Margarita Serafimova, Luke Kuzmish, Ama Birch, Ben Stein, Katherine Sinback, Bruce McRae and Jude Vachon. Available here. All right!


michaeltfournier 2019-07-23 19:32:31 GMT >>
"Paging All Punks!"

My new series of interviews with writers about punk rock for Razorcake series kicks off with this chat with Elizabeth Hand: http://razorcake.org/elizabeth-hand-interview-by-michael-t-fournier/


champagnewehad 2019-06-25 22:35:17 GMT >>

13th Anniversary - Taittinger N.V.


48-bottles 2019-05-10 03:18:22 GMT >>

Batch #45 Resin


brdibkd 2019-03-29 21:17:45 GMT >>

Rye-only starter. KAB flour. Double overnight refrigerated rise.


48-bottles 2019-03-20 23:45:17 GMT >>

Batch #42. Crystal clear, light straw, effervescent, generous head. Flat aroma and malt profile. Clean hop bite.


48-bottles 2019-03-14 01:15:27 GMT >>

Batch #46. Clear. Reddish brown. Fine head. A bit of hop aroma. Malty with good hop bite.


michaeltfournier 2019-03-07 05:11:07 GMT >>
The Sex Pistols and March Vladness

I wrote about the Sisterhood for March Vladness and the Sex Pistols for the RS 500.


48-bottles 2019-03-06 23:32:50 GMT >>

Batch #45. A touch cloudy. Thin head. Golden brown. Bitter but not much else.


48-bottles 2019-03-06 23:07:31 GMT >>

Batch #44 Pine/resin and bitter finish.


48-bottles 2019-03-06 02:20:02 GMT >>

Batch #43. Poured clear and golden. Little aroma. Fine head. Malty with neat bitterness. Did not notice the fruitiness of the previous bottle.


48-bottles 2019-03-06 02:18:25 GMT >>

Batch #23. Cider!


michaeltfournier 2018-11-15 20:35:55 GMT >>
"Physical Graffiti"

On grad school and Boy Scout camp and playing drums for The RS 500.


michaeltfournier 2018-08-21 19:29:57 GMT >>
Razorcake podcast #18

My eighteenth podcast for Razorcake is available now, featuring music by Collate, FCC, sister, brother and more!


michaeltfournier 2018-08-06 17:18:02 GMT >>
"If Ichiro Journaled Like Henry Rollins"

The long-awaited sliver of Black Flag and baseball fandom intersection at You Don’t Know Mojack. Thanks to Ryan and Brant.


michaeltfournier 2018-07-14 20:46:59 GMT >>
Cabildo Quarterly #12 out now!

Cabildo Quarterly #12, summer 2018 is available now! With new writing from Kaylee Duff, Timothy Berrigan, Kelli Stevens Kane, William Repass, Kurt Morris, Paula Coomer, Daryl Gussin,  Margaret Emma Brandl and Howie Good. Click here or get at us for hard copies.


michaeltfournier 2018-06-22 19:48:19 GMT >>
New Razorcake podcast

My seventeenth podcast for Razorcake is available now! Featruing new music by Lithics, 


michaeltfournier 2018-06-10 23:24:39 GMT >>

Here are the dates for this summer’s tour with Mike Faloon. We’re still looking for help in Michigan and/or Wisconsin – hit me up if you can help!


michaeltfournier 2018-06-08 21:36:43 GMT >>
On "The Outsider"

My review of Stephen King’s new one is up on Chicago Review of Books today.


michaeltfournier 2018-05-23 02:30:08 GMT >>
New Razorcake podcast

My sixteenth podcast for Razorcake  is available here, featuring new stuff by Spirits Having Fun, Protomartyr, Radon and more.


michaeltfournier 2018-05-08 18:18:03 GMT >>
"The Other Night At Quinn's"

I review Mike Faloon’s new free jazz book here for Vol. 1 Brooklyn.


michaeltfournier 2018-04-23 18:41:45 GMT >>
"The Female Persuasion"

My review of Meg Wolitzer’s new novel is up on The Collapsar.


michaeltfournier 2018-04-01 17:57:33 GMT >>
Dead Trend: "Computers for Seniors" EP

Dead Trend’s third release is available now.


michaeltfournier 2018-03-21 00:45:32 GMT >>
Razorcake podcast #14

With new stuff by Messthetics, Screaming Females, ExMaid, Secretary Legs and more! Click here.


michaeltfournier 2018-03-19 23:54:46 GMT >>
"Double Nickels On The Dime" podcast

I talk to those hosers at You Don’t Know Mojack about “Double Nickles” here. Dig it!


michaeltfournier 2018-03-12 18:34:12 GMT >>
"Your Phone"

New flash fiction up today on Gimmick Press. Dig it!


michaeltfournier 2018-02-13 19:43:33 GMT >>
On the B-52's

I wrote on their debut album for The RS 500.


michaeltfournier 2017-12-06 20:15:33 GMT >>
Weird Al and Razorcake

I wrote about Weird Al’s ‘Polkas on 45’ for Memoir Mixtapes.

Also, my eleventh podcast for Razorcake is up now.


michaeltfournier 2017-11-09 20:04:44 GMT >>
New Dead Trend single: "Age of Consent 2017"

To commemorate the first anniversary of you-know-what, Dead Trend has recorded a cover of New Order’s “Age of Consent.” Check it out here: https://deadtrend.bandcamp.com/track/age-of-consent-2017


brdibkd 2016-11-06 23:32:26 GMT >>
Pain au Levain

150g poolish
340g KA AP
45g rye flour
225g water

30min autolayse

8g salt
¼ tsp instant yeast

2 hour fermentation

Formed baguette

2 hour fermentation

49min at 425*F (first 15min steam)


brdibkd 2016-11-06 23:21:09 GMT >>

Pain au Levain


brdibkd 2016-10-09 15:37:33 GMT >>

200g poolish
400g KA AP
200g HM Rye
200g Water

30min autolayse

15g salt Knead by flap and fold. 2hr rise

graphs-i-made 2015-09-03 19:33:35 GMT >>

http://www.nleomf.org/facts/officer-fatalities-data/year.html


champagnewehad 2015-06-20 23:30:25 GMT >>

9th Anniversary


champagnewehad 2015-05-18 19:11:58 GMT >>

1st Anniversary


brdibkd 2015-05-18 03:47:31 GMT >>

Adapted from http://www.breadcetera.com/?p=71

300g poolish

200g KA Rye

550g KAAP

450g Water

15g Salt

2 tsp instant yeast

Autolayse

Add salt and yeast, knead by flap-and-fold

Let rise

Split into two

Let rise

Make boulets

Let rise

Bake @ 425*F 40min (15min steam)


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elrollodemayo 2015-05-14 17:53:34 GMT >>

EL ROLLO DE MAYO TRAVELOGUE MAY 2001


champagnewehad 2014-06-27 14:38:53 GMT >>

7th Anniversary


champagnewehad 2014-06-27 14:37:19 GMT >>

8th Anniversary.

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