Money quote: "He says foie gras is cruel, but he could have also called it boring - a cliché slurped by too many diners who, we suspect, would swoon just as easily over the velvety succulence of Spam or schmaltz on rye, if they were prohibitively priced and listed on the menu in French."
Personally, I'm happy as a duck in water with chicken liver.
Let them not eat foie gras!