Shitting the bed
On my second-to-last day at work, my computer shit the bed. My boss said that it committed hara-kiri as it was going to miss me so much.
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What a nightmare! How am I going to slack my way through the last couple of days without the help of the Black Eyed Peas, C4RT, Eric B. Rakim and the list of bookmarks to the blogs that I stalk?