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Posted by frame609 on 2005-04-28 03:11:49 +0000

Zombies.

Here. No shit.

Posted by frame609 on 2005-04-28 18:07:47 +0000
Man. At the very least, I thought Rory Stark would be all over this one.

Posted by Miriam on 2005-04-28 18:20:12 +0000
can't see it...what's going on?

Posted by frame609 on 2005-04-28 18:26:57 +0000
Shit- the link is broken. Story about Zombies in Cambodia.

Posted by Miriam on 2005-04-28 18:52:03 +0000
Damn, would've loved to see that

Posted by tgl on 2005-04-28 19:04:17 +0000
The link used to work. I read the article. This virus spread by mosquitos causes the heart to pump and the body to flail after 2 hours of death. Somewhere in Malaysia... It must be some cover-up for the news story to be expunged!

Posted by frame609 on 2005-04-28 19:30:04 +0000
Found it: Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul Cambodian troops moved into Quan'sul after Malaria victims attack populace. There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

Posted by Miriam on 2005-04-28 19:37:00 +0000
Sounds a little like "28 Days Later"

Posted by frame609 on 2005-04-28 19:40:32 +0000
Today's day 2- start choppin'.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2005-04-28 20:01:43 +0000
...possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.

Posted by Rory_Stark on 2005-04-30 06:32:27 +0000
Ok so I read that shit and had some fucked up dream about people seriously using "Zombie Technology" to bring people back to life.(Not Kidding) Tonight I checked this out [url=http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/georgearomeroslandofthedead.html]Jeebus!!![/url] Tonight I'm gonna wet the bed or some shit!

Posted by Frederick the Younger on 2005-05-02 14:19:54 +0000
Could be the Umbrella Corporation...

Posted by tendiamonds on 2005-05-02 22:55:26 +0000
Did we all know this was an April Fool's [url=http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp]joke[/url]? (I hadn't read the article... I suppose once you get a look at the picture it's pretty obvious)

Posted by tgl on 2005-05-03 13:43:53 +0000
OK, whatever, "Peter Chipman".

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