Found this note on my desk from my roommate (the one who doesn't post on this board):
"My facial hair will heretofore be known as a 'molestache.'"
Posted by G lib on 2005-05-06 13:04:32 +0000
And I thought 'justache' was funny!
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Posted by tendiamonds on 2005-05-06 14:49:15 +0000
I'm growing a jordache
Posted by G lib on 2005-05-06 18:06:57 +0000
That's pretty good, too, 10D!
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Posted by Miriam on 2005-05-06 20:59:48 +0000
Did he intend the emphasis to be on "mole" or on "est;" BIG difference?
Posted by frame609 on 2005-05-06 21:24:18 +0000
mol-EST-ache.
Posted by pamsterdam on 2005-05-07 10:17:32 +0000
OK, you've all probably already heard this one, but I'm living in a less cultured part of the planet...
...Did you hear about Michael Jackson's holiday? He went to Tampa with the kids.
(tumbleweeds)
Posted by frame609 on 2005-05-07 18:25:48 +0000
Uh......
Posted by pamsterdam on 2005-05-08 14:11:09 +0000
Tampa, tamper. Tamper, as in "interfere", as in sexual relations with a minor or an animal.
I know, it's still not funny.