A Jew, A Mexican and an Indian walk into a bar...
So I was discussing lunch plans with Mexican and Indian coworkers, and I started thinking about the punchline to our obvious zinger (I decided to leave out the fourth attendee, a Minuteman, and that the bar is in a Thai restaurant with a Republican barkeep, for future revisions of what is destined to be the funniest joke since NC) and googled the above. Feeling lucky, I found out that <a href="http://www.resist.com/jokes.htm">Jews control the Catholic Church</a>, which is so bichon, it makes me glad I have a son.