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Posted by frame609 on 2004-07-17 06:10:28 +0000

Dear David Ortiz:

Dude, chill.

Posted by on 2004-07-18 00:54:50 +0000
When I say fizzle that bizzle, I mean fo-shizzle that fizzle will be bizzled!

Posted by on 2004-07-19 01:59:21 +0000
What the fuck are we feeding this guy? I predict Tizzle 'll still be in fith place for RBIs after his suspension.

And hey, Francona. Why don't you step up to the ump, so Tizzle don't have to? You looked like an asshole holding him back, not a gentleman. If you had said, "Hey ump, that call is uglier than your sister's circumcision," David may not have continued with the George Brett routine...

Posted by on 2004-07-19 04:17:56 +0000
Manny put him up to it, wants to get a lead on Ortiz in the RBI dept. so he can get that Triple Crown this year.

Posted by on 2004-08-22 11:12:08 +0000
Oh! Snap!

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