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Posted by pchippy on 2005-09-29 16:24:08 +0000

it ain't kosher

Yesterday at work, I started to get a little drowsy. "What I need," I thought to myself, "is some juice to perk me up and give me enough zip to finish the work day." I went to the office pantry area, where there's a soda machine, courtesy of Pepsico. I inserted my $1.25 and received in return a bottle of Dole Ruby Red Grapefruit flavor 100% Juice drink. Curious to see what the other juices in it were, I looked at the ingredients list as I carried it back to my cubicle. Filtered water. White grape juice cocentrate. Ruby red grapefruit juice concentrate. Apple juice concentrate. Pectin (not technically a juice, but fruit-derived). Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C). Carmine. CARMINE???? What the heck is carmine? I looked it up, and discovered that it's a natural ingredient used for coloring food. It's produced by gathering thousands of little red-colored insects, and crushing their bodies. Yuck. On the other hand, the juice actually tasted pretty good.

Posted by tgl on 2005-09-29 16:37:42 +0000
P. Zippy The Dole Ruby Red Grapefruit is too sweet for grapefruit juice. I want it tarty! That being said, I too will go for the DRRG if a bit of zip is needed for my day. Not exactly vegetarian, either. (?)

Posted by rladew on 2005-09-29 16:55:28 +0000
tgl: a man in search of TART (tm) _______________________________

Posted by Miriam on 2005-09-29 17:04:07 +0000
I heard that's the stuff they used to color preserved cherries with, too.

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