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Posted by G lib on 2004-07-22 14:05:23 +0000

Daddy Bagley

Let's start coming up with some names for his new cherub...

"Would you like some chicken, ___________ ?" (insert name here)

Posted by on 2004-07-22 17:31:38 +0000
Tell me you're kidding.

Having said that:
-Orlando Bagley
-Ontario Bagley
-Houston Baglaey
-Durham Bagley

Posted by on 2004-07-22 17:48:40 +0000
No joke. They told us last night at the Shakespeare. She's due in January!

I like the place names... How about capitols?

Boston Bagley
Montpelier Bagley
Providence Bagley
Cleveland Bagley
Tuscon Bagley

Posted by on 2004-07-22 17:50:00 +0000
(sound of my head exploding)

Posted by on 2004-07-22 17:51:55 +0000
I'm going to be pissed if it's not Orlando or Ontario.

-Mozambique Bagley
-Upper Malta Bagley
-Portland Bagley
-Tallahassee Bagley
-Mike F. Bagley
-Guam Bagley
-For twins: Trinidad and Tobago Bagley.

Posted by on 2004-07-22 19:40:16 +0000
Ricardo monteban Bagley
ET Bagley
Pepsi Bagley
Frank Bagley
Juan Bagley
Starchild Bagley

Posted by on 2004-07-23 05:33:54 +0000
Wait, that wasn't a joke?

I like TV names

Seinfeld Bagley
Remington Steele Bagley
MacGyver Bagley
St. Elsewhere Bagley
Primetime Bagley

Posted by on 2004-07-23 18:12:36 +0000
Sedna Bagley
Rear Bearing Assembley Bagley
Camshaft Bagley
Now In Stereo Bagley
(What about the voice of) Geddy Lee Bagley
Dick Johnson Bagley
Don Cheadle Bagley

Posted by on 2004-07-23 21:00:46 +0000
Baggie Nigs? (Maddie so needs an intellectual equal as a playmate!)

Posted by on 2004-07-24 04:43:22 +0000
When your kid meets Austin's kid, Rich, I want to be there.

Posted by on 2004-07-24 19:54:05 +0000
Plastic Bagley
Brown Paper Bagley
Zip Lock Bagley
Douche Bagley (Eliza's)
Colastomy Bagley
Nut Bagley

Posted by on 2004-07-26 02:34:04 +0000
Lets see... late march or april kid bagley (aka too many things to list according to the board) will be at least 8 weeks (Maddies age now) where she is finally starting to respond to people around her. Lets broker this meeting :)

Posted by on 2004-07-26 03:33:18 +0000
This is one of the funniest topics on this here board.

Posted by on 2004-07-26 13:14:08 +0000
Ned, you and Eliza's are the best.

Colostomy Bagley?

heh heh...

Posted by on 2004-07-26 13:52:54 +0000
Houston Bagley
Dallas Bagley (... wow, great porn name.)
El Paso Bagley
Lubbock Bagley

Maybe they'll want to give the child Erica's last name:

Invest Putnam
Fidelity Putnam

Posted by on 2004-07-27 06:28:53 +0000
Ten foot Putnam
Sinka Putnam
Lilli Putnam

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