Freaky Friendster Emails
I swear, I attract the strangest characters. Is it something in my character? Is it my name? All the Bible-thumpers seem to find me on Friendster. Also, all the guys looking for an easy greencard wife. No joke.
Maybe it's the same thing that attracted the Guatemalan general (drunk in the heart of Central Sq., Cambridge), and the guys with something to hide from JDate.
Geez. When's a girl gonna catch a break?!