Ladies and Gentlemen, there is a Celebrity Onboard This Afternoon...
On my flight to Nashville from Atlanta yesterday was...Little Richard! I was sitting on the floor just outside our gate when the beeping cart came by with him and a couple of folks from his entourage. He had a terrible wig, a purple suit, dark sunglasses, and rhinestone encrusted boots (with a 1 1/2 inch heel). He said hi to me as I walked past him in first class.
The stewardess made the announcement above, followed by instructions to keep moving through the aisle so we could take off.
It was pretty awesome.