OK, as the only person who's favorite section in the paper is still the comics.  I need to comment on reasons why I like the piece of shit they call the Sidekick:
-  I don't have to find which section the comics are in, and compete with other people who want to read that section for its actual content.
-  Bliss is great.
-  I opened the motherfucker up today and there was NickZ staring up at me... and the rest of The Campaign was there, too.