Beards are in
<img src=http://www.santasuitsdirect.com/images/santabeardjs.jpg></img src>
Apparently, if you have a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/23/fashion/thursdaystyles/23BEARDS.html?_r=1&8hpib&oref=slogin
">beard</a> you are making a statement against the man. Just like Saddam Hussein does every damn day.