A clean shaven face adds years to my life
On my lunch today I was accosted by a member of the Lyndon LaRouche Squad, who asked me, "Are you interested in a better future?"
To which I responded, "Is it Lyndon LaRouche?" And I kept walking.
To which he replied, "Why do you have a problem with him? Is it because you're a baby boomer?"
I've never aged 15+ years so quickly. It's probably better that I was too far past him to respond, and smackdown his Gen Y-Z ass.