Sorry to Lorber, but upon further review, this is the funniest thing I have heard in 2006. Check it out when you get home from work.
Posted by G lib on 2006-05-02 16:30:10 +0000
I have forwarded it to everyone I know. Thanks for sharing (and Lorbering), Buzz.
Posted by bizquig3000 on 2006-05-02 16:39:13 +0000
Stunning.
Posted by Null Protocol on 2006-05-02 17:19:59 +0000
All the Hi 5 albums are going in the trash. Its NWA (the enhanced edition) for Maddy Nigs from now on...
Posted by buzzorhowl on 2006-05-03 12:45:31 +0000
Song #6 is my jam.
Posted by pamsterdam on 2006-05-03 12:57:49 +0000
I had #9 on repeat for 20 minutes last night. I think I'm blind.
Posted by Null Protocol on 2006-05-03 13:15:40 +0000
scrub those ears with some soap, girlfriend!
Posted by buzzorhowl on 2006-05-03 13:18:16 +0000
"Did you stay up all night eating sixty slices of American cheese?"
Posted by Null Protocol on 2006-05-03 13:19:13 +0000
after the MFY/Sox game was cancelled, what else was there to do?
Posted by buzzorhowl on 2006-05-03 13:21:24 +0000
After we got back from the Nappy Dugout, nothing!
Posted by Null Protocol on 2006-05-03 13:47:48 +0000
the buzz likes his nappy dugout fo sho
Posted by pamsterdam on 2006-05-03 14:21:34 +0000
Sixty-FOUR, I'll have you know.
Mmm, floor pie.
Posted by Null Protocol on 2006-05-03 14:23:33 +0000
no no no Pam its sixty - Fo.
Posted by buzzorhowl on 2006-05-03 14:45:25 +0000
Amazing.
Posted by bizquig3000 on 2006-05-03 20:57:40 +0000
Dick Dreyfus heard it today... he found God.
Posted by Travis on 2006-05-08 07:58:55 +0000
on a continuing theme - how about TV shows with just the muck? here is Father Ted (some of you may not have seen/heard) bittorrent or rent it - very funny
FATHER TED
OBSCENITY REPORT - SERIES 1
Episode #1 - Good Luck Father Ted
1st Segment
01:07:34 gobshite
01:07:56 feck
01:08:22 feck off
01:08:28 feck off
01:08:30 feck off
2nd Segment
01:18:41 feckin
01:24:24 gobshite
Episode #2 - Entertaining Father Stone
1st Segment
01:04:06 feckin'
01:06:08 shitting?
01:08:57 feck off
2nd Segment
01:18:25 bastard
01:19:25 bitch
01:22:01 bastard
Episode #3 - The Passion of St. Tibulus
1st Segment
01:01:54 obscene hand gesture indicating fornication
01:02:20 obscene hand gesture indicating fornication
01:06:00-14 Cuban Fertility Statue with giant phallus
01:09:29 feck off
01:12:49 gobshite
2nd Segment
01:16:57 feck off
01:17:59 you prick
01:18:04 stick this up your ass
01:23:06 knocking the shit out of each other
01:34:46 feck off
Episode #4 - Competition Time
1st Segment
01:01:51 feck off
01:13:19 bastards
01:14:25 you bastards
2nd Segment
01:24:07 bastards
Episode #5 - And God Created Woman
1st Segment
01:06:24-43 arse, feck….feck,arse – repeated string
01:07:48 me arse
01:08:40 feck this and feck that
01:08:47-49 you big hairy arse, you big fecker
01:08:58 worse then feck
01:09:04 f your f’ing wife
01:09:10 stick this f’ing pitchfork up your hole
01:09:15 bastard this and bastard that
01:09:16 - 19 you can’t move for the bastards in her novels – it’s wall to wallbastards
01:09:21 you bastard, you fecker, you fecker, you bollocks
01:09:26 get your bollocks out of my face
2nd Segment
01:25:48 feck, feckin marvelous
Episode #6 - Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest
1st Segment
01:00:12 – 23 feck, arse…repeated string
01:09:27 you bastard (shaking fist to God)
01:09:34 feckin judge
01:10:34 feck off
01:10:27 arse, feck, drink
2nd Segment
01:23:54 shut the feck up
01:25:37 feck off
FATHER TED
OBSCENITY REPORT - SERIES 2
Episode #1 - Hell
1st Segment
01:01:23 bollocks
01:01:33 bollocks
01:01:44 gobshite
01:05:55 feck off
01:08:58- *naked backside of a man
2nd Segment
01:20:47 feckin' idiot
01:22:08- *naked backside of a man
Episode #2
1st Segment
01:02:34 feck
01:02:42 feck
01:03:42-01:03:44 Jack gives the finger
2nd Segment
01:21:37 feck off
01:22:28 bollocks
Episode #3 - Tentacles of Doom
1st Segment
1:03:09 as fast and hard as possible (Father Ted gesturing with his hand in a perverse manner)
1:07:50 feck
1:09:05 feck
2nd Segment
1:22:44 up your ass
Episode #4 - Old Grey Whistle Theft
1st Segment
01:06:02 what the fuck are you doing here? This is my fucking spot. Get the fuck off.
01:06:12 no fuckin way
01:06:17 fuck off. We come here every fuckin Sunday.
01:06:23 you fuckin bastard
01:06:32 fuck off
01:06:37 I’m fuckin mad
01:06:50 …bastard priest is in your spot
01:07:45 fuck off you pedophile
2nd Segment
01:11:35 you bastard
01:13:01 you feckin idiot
01:14:33 shite
01:14:38 feck off
Episode #5 - A Song for Europe
1st Segment
1:06:22 - just play the f--- note, Not the f--- first one, (partially bleeped)
1:06:49 just play the f--- note you were just f--- playing there (partially bleeped)
2nd Segment
1:15:58 Fr. Dick scratching his head with his middle finger
Episode #6 - The Plague
1st Segment
01:02:48 feck
01:03:15 oh, feck
01:04:31 *backside of nude woman entering a bathtub with a bishop bathing in it
01:09:22 hairy Japanese bastards
01:09:34 feck
01:09:37 feck
01:12:50-52 feck, feck it anyway
01:15:35 feck that
01:15:39 feck off
2nd Segment
01:21:18 you little bollocks
Episode #7 - Rock-A-Hula Ted
1st Segment
01:06:56 magazine cover with the copy “clit powerâ€
01:06:59 magazine cover with the copy “clit powerâ€
01:07:03 clit power
01:10:11 feck off
01:13:15 feck off
2nd Segment
01:19:37 bollocks
Episode #8 - Cigarettes & Alcohol
1st Segment
01:05:57 feckin’
01:11:55 feckin’
01:12:28 gobshite
2nd Segment
01:14:50 can you imagine, father, your husband standing over you with his lead in his hand….
Episode #9 - New Jack City
1st Segment
01:05:57 you flipping, flipping, flipper
01:04:20 bastards
01:10:52 kicked you up the arse
2nd Segment
01:16:03 dirty fecker
01:17:48 pair of wankers
01:20:12 arse, feck
01:20:37 feck off
01:20:54 – 21:10 arse, feck, drink….feck, arse…. (repeated string)
Episode #10 - Flight into Terror
1st Segment
2nd Segment
01:22:25 feckin’
01:23:13 - :25 feck, arse, feck, feck…. (repeated string)
Christmas special - A Christmassy Ted
1st Segment
01:03:06 feckin'
01:11:45 feck
01:13:16 for feck's sake
2nd Segment
01:03:30 feckin' idiot
01:05:24 wankers
01:06:35 fecked
01:06:44 twats
01:09:39 feck off
3rd Segment
01:02:33 feck off
01:02:47 Jack flips off Ted
Posted by pamsterdam on 2006-05-08 08:52:46 +0000
I am mildly ashamed to admit that I have allowed my boiling rage-filled hatred of My Hero and the absolutely unbearable Thermoman to (possibly permanently) prejudice me against anything even vaguely associated with Ardal O’Hanlon.
You're the second person I respect who's recommended the programme. Please tell me that O'Hanlon's character in My Hero has absolutely nothing in common with the role he plays in Father Ted.
Ooooh, I hate him. Just look at his smug face! Bastard! Bastard!
Posted by cdubrocker on 2006-05-08 10:56:55 +0000
I've never seen My Hero, but I concur that Father Ted is the SHITE. Funniest comedy show I've ever seen. On Father Ted he plays Father Dougal McGuire, a well-meaning but really, really stupid priest whose lack of common sense results in much hilarity.
Posted by MF DU on 2006-05-08 11:24:36 +0000
I posted this awhile ago, but it seems even more appropriate now then it did back then:
you guys should check the fuckometer in Deadwood.
Who knew keeping stats of obscenity would be just as much fun as anything Bill James keeps stats of?
Posted by Travis on 2006-05-08 12:13:23 +0000
Ardal destroyed a million father ted fans hopes and dreams when he signed up to do that fucking drivel - I hope it made him rich, as when he dies and decends to hell he will surely have his eyelids pulled back with rusty fishhooks and be made to watch my hero constantly
no - father ted is nowt like my hero i.e. its funny and clever