Overheard on the Purple Train
What's worse than the 12:10am Rockport train?
* The late 12:10am Rockport train.
* The 12:10am Rockport train after a Red Sox game.
* The 12:10am Rockport train after a Old Fleetcenter Peral jam concert.
* A late 12:10am Rockport train after a BOSOX game and Pearl Jam concert.
Last thing overheard while exiting to the platform at Swampscott Station: "My parents are away this weekend, give me a call."
If I could find a Fease Whisperpants and Penis Tea Flush version of "Jeremy" I'd post it.