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Posted by MF DU on 2006-08-30 13:09:03 +0000

I'll Be There in Just a Minute, Honey!

<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=402793&in_page_id=1770">Yeah, right.</a>

Posted by Miriam on 2006-08-30 13:22:21 +0000
I'd say I spend an average of 10-15 minutes a day trying to detangle my (apparently unpopularly) curly hair in the shower with 1/2 cup of conditioner.

In high school my friends once ironed my hair; it took 3 hours and looked stupid.

At summer camp a friend straightened my hair; it took 2 hours.

For the "Superheroes and Villians Party" I had my hair blown out straight; it took 1 1/2 hours and I broke one of their blow dryers after an hour.

I look bad with straight hair. Long live curls!

Posted by dawnbixtler on 2006-08-30 15:14:11 +0000
The Drudge headline right now, is about how CBS photoshopped a Katie Couric press photo. <a href="http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/weighing_anchor_nationalnews_don_kaplan.htm">Hilarious.</a>

Posted by MF DU on 2006-08-30 15:18:51 +0000
I Love My Drudge, no need to lie...

Posted by dawnbixtler on 2006-08-30 15:36:01 +0000
I remember when he was good (and had more articles like the above), but these past few years he's slipped a ton. (Couric Headline?)

Posted by pamsterdam on 2006-08-31 05:19:19 +0000
1. This kind of activity is very important and cathartic for many women, myself included. Think of it as our porn.

2. Yes, that is rather self-involved.

3. What are you doing reading the Daily Mail, anyway, MF DU?

4. I'll be ready on 5 minutes, I promise.

5. Did you borrow my organic leave-in conditioner again? That shit's expensive!

6. What do you mean, you used it to shave with?

7. Miriam, I look stupid with curly hair, so we're even. x


Posted by G lib on 2006-08-31 11:16:54 +0000
I only have two hairs, so I'm sure I don't spend that much time styling them.

Posted by tgl on 2006-08-31 13:22:53 +0000
1. You don't go to the prom, _every_day_!
2. You said it.
3. Page 4 girls.
4. I'll take out the garbage, I promise.
5. Yes.
6. Origins Foaming Face Wash works great in my hair.
7. I should get a perm.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2006-08-31 14:59:16 +0000
She said "porn" not "prom"

Posted by tgl on 2006-08-31 15:28:03 +0000
Well, OK then. I stand corrected. Every day.

Posted by MF DU on 2006-08-31 16:44:18 +0000
porn prom?

Posted by dawnbixtler on 2006-09-01 03:53:15 +0000
"Honey, enough with the pigtails. It's not like you're going to your porn prom tonite, Sheesh..."

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