London calling to the far away town
word up
G persuded me to join your board, I'm sure I will get all the in jokes and stuff..... so etiquette wise, can I swear like a squaddie and be my normal offensive self ?
BTW - when is everyone coming to the old country to rip it up like it was 1988 (and A Guy called Gerald just dropped Voodoo Ray in the Hacienda for the first time?)
The board IS the injoke, see. You'll be set, you tosser!
I was wonderin' who was up at 5:20.
Thanks for being convinced, Trav!
leaving Onassis cause they are a bunch of nobbers - got a new job with a super small shipbrokers (im the 3rd employee) more money, dont have to wear a tie, they pay my cellphone bill, i get a 500 quid a month beer, lunch and strippers and taxi's allowance and i can be myself. I actually said in my interview (i say interview in the loosest possible sense, it was conducted in a pub after 7 pints) that i wanted a job where i could call my boss a wanker if nessesary, my new boss agreed with me and then proceeded to comment at length on the size of the sweater bumps on the lady sat at the other side of the pub
i think i will fit in nicely....
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