If I bowled a Turkey and you were a guy on bowling with me, would you be...
Posted by Miriam on 2006-10-19 13:48:26 +0000
What I meant to say was...If I bowled a Turkey, and knew how to finish a sentence, and you were bowling with me, would you be...
Posted by Honar the librarian on 2006-10-19 14:11:14 +0000
What does it mean to bowl a Turkey? I'm envisioning a butterball rolling down the lane...
Posted by tendiamonds on 2006-10-19 14:12:28 +0000
XXX
Posted by MF DU on 2006-10-19 14:27:33 +0000
Who's going to answer "turned on"? I guess somewhere in this crazy world there is a Turkey fetish, but thank god I haven't come across it yet...
Posted by Honar the librarian on 2006-10-19 15:17:36 +0000
Still unclear--porno-style bowling?
Posted by tgl on 2006-10-19 15:22:25 +0000
Three strikes in a row. (Or is it only per frame?)
Posted by buzzorhowl on 2006-10-19 15:49:26 +0000
If this was a guerilla bowl at a grocery store, then yes.
Posted by ConorClockwise on 2006-10-19 15:52:04 +0000
What's grosser than gross?
Posted by tommy on 2006-10-19 16:21:31 +0000
I'd answer "turned on" if we're talking about candlepin bowling. Nothing's sexier than a vixen who can pick up the half-worcester.
10-pin is a total turn-off though.
Posted by Miriam on 2006-10-19 16:21:58 +0000
In a row...this was not candlepin. There were only two frames per turn, and when I got a strike I could only bowl that once. Until the end of the game when you get to roll again if you get a strike or a spare in the last frame, then you go three times. Which I did that game. I think my score was something over 140. Which I think is my best game ever.
Posted by Miriam on 2006-10-19 16:22:52 +0000
This was 10-pin, but I talked about using the wood to folks who didn't have the faintest idea what I was talking about. Might've turned them on that I mentioned wood, though!
Posted by MF DU on 2006-10-19 16:26:25 +0000
post of the day award has been decided in my eyes...
Posted by tgl on 2006-10-19 16:28:44 +0000
You can still score three strikes per frame, for a score of 30 for the frame. 10 frames, ten turkeys: 300 points.
Posted by Miriam on 2006-10-19 16:57:47 +0000
I guess I was paying more attention to the guy's ass I was kicking at bowling rather than how the scoring works...or WAS I focusing on the scoring?!
Posted by tgl on 2006-10-19 16:58:21 +0000
Dah dah da daaaaah.
Posted by mr. mister on 2006-10-19 17:00:23 +0000
what is the half - worcester?
Posted by tommy on 2006-10-19 17:11:41 +0000
When you knock down only the #2 and #8 (or #3 and #9) pins.
Here.
Posted by buzzorhowl on 2006-10-19 17:15:54 +0000
Here I was thinking you were bowling with a frozen turkey. I take my vote back -- not impressed in the least, sorry.
Posted by G lib on 2006-10-19 17:46:56 +0000
Down with 10 pin!
I'm also fond of the idea of 'duck pin,' but I haven't ever played it.
Posted by Miriam on 2006-10-19 18:05:46 +0000
But I was beating him by more than 2:1...doesn't that count for something?
Posted by jbcardinale on 2006-10-19 18:24:47 +0000
Field Trip!!! Central Park Lanes...
Posted by mr. mister on 2006-10-19 18:33:39 +0000
I need to invent a drink called the half worcester. Favorite bowling alley is in Davis on the road next to redbones. candlepin with ashtrays on the end of the lanes.
Posted by ConorClockwise on 2006-10-19 19:08:36 +0000
The 'Half worcester' Cocktail:
4 oz Private Stock Haffenrefer (from a 40oz)
4 oz lemonade
1 oz Jim Beam
serve over ice in a pint glass
Posted by mr. mister on 2006-10-19 19:46:58 +0000
Half - Worcester, Half - Amazing
1.5 oz olympia from a 4o oz
1.5 oz haffenrefer from a 64 oz
2 oz worcester water
1.5 oz of jagermeister
serve over ice (made from worcester water)
Posted by tendiamonds on 2006-10-19 20:01:30 +0000
"this was not candlepin"... I thought you said you were bowling.
Posted by tendiamonds on 2006-10-19 20:05:47 +0000
Duckies are alright, but candlepin is far superior.
The only duck pin I played was at Collin's Bowladrome in Fuckin 'Rica. I don't know if they're all like this, but in duck pin bowling there is no wood (which is the main reason it is inferior) but at Collin's the mechanism is still manual. So there's the button that you hit to sweep the pins, a la candlepin, and a lever that you hold to not reset them, so that you will be left with no wood. Outstanding.
Posted by tendiamonds on 2006-10-19 20:06:47 +0000
You're a competitive dater. Like our friend, Gadi.
Gadi wins a lot of dates.
Posted by tommy on 2006-10-19 20:55:26 +0000
Half-Lowell
6oz Chelmsford Extra-Dry Ginger Ale
6oz Moxie
1 Skybar
Mix ginger ale and Moxie. Use Skybar as swizzle stick.
Posted by tgl on 2006-10-20 00:40:17 +0000
Half-Lynn
12oz. RC Cola
One dollop Marshmallow Fluff
1/2 gram coke
Snort coke. Drink cola. Lick Fluff off spoon.
Posted by ConorClockwise on 2006-10-20 05:29:56 +0000
'post of the week' nominee
Posted by ConorClockwise on 2006-10-20 05:31:11 +0000
'post of the week' nominee
Posted by Miriam on 2006-10-20 13:37:46 +0000
I didn't win anything but that game, unfortunately.