Happy Birthday, Mike! We love you...
...even though you are <a href="http://www.sinteticor.com/artist_a/atom_and_his_package_lyrics/happy_birthday_ralph_lyrics.html">fucking disgusting</a>!
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Dude, I jest. You fuckin' rock. Happy Birthday.
Be sure to wear your ribbons tonite!
all Ridesider's make sure to put yr pre-orders in: Amazon says it is now available!
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Any idea if this will be available at any local bookstores, too, when it is released?
Stop making fun of my breasts!
"You went swimming in the ocean with my gddamn dialer!"
I am drinking coffee and listening to fIREHOSE in the living room. I'm going to take myself out for lunch, then get ready for the Wadsies!
<strong>Have fun tonight, all Boston-area dwellers!</strong>
I shall be swilling <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvados_%28spirit%29">calvados</a> and shouting abuse at <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/search/grid.cgi?MEDIUM=tv">the usual tripe</a> BBC serves up on Friday evenings.
After I've listened to "Happy Birthday Ralph" about 800 more times, that is.
<i>(have yourself a merry little birthday)</i>
Did I ever tell you about the time my father ordered seared tuna steak? Yeah, I wasn't there - heard about it afterwards. I'll give you 3 guesses as to what he did with it.
Give up?
That's right - he sent it back because (and I quote) "the damn thing was RAW!"
Ahem.