Makes me want to give Mallard Fillmore another chance.
Tinsley's a <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/mallard-fillmore/cartoon-duck-scandal-is-last-straw-for-gop-faithful-221209.php">drunk</a>. Well, I've been known to be a drunk. But... no DUIs. Actually, Tinsley's not much of a moraliser, but it's still refreshing.
For the record, today's comic:
<img src="http://cache.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/12/mallymal.jpg">
This year, Johnnie's Foodmaster is carrying cinnamon-, vanilla-, and pumpkin-flavored versions. I am working on my second quart of vanilla right now. Delicious! Will move to pumpkin tonight.
We were eating at an italian place in Teele Square last night, and a guy walked by the window swigging directly out of a carton of egg nog. I was jealous.
Me either.
Is nothing sacred anymore?
...and here are <a href="http://www.kellysearch.com/us-ma-product-56676.html">10 places that produce & sell it in MA</a>.
The guest was a bit of a freak.
I must have tuned out the liquid nitro part.