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Posted by G lib on 2006-12-16 20:21:45 +0000

XXXmas

I hate Christmas. I don't like how 'the season' starts 2 months early. I don't like the Santa hats, and I HATE it when people act like it's completely normal to wear them in Target. I don't like all of the ads on the TV, T, Billboards, and all over the fricking place. I don't like tra la la music. I don't like holiday parties. I don't particularly like red and green. I don't like all of the people trying to be festive so desperately that they are running people over as they try to get to their next destination and beep and scream at you wearing their fucking santa hat. I don't like the hour-long lines wherever you need to shop. I don't like the new epileptic fit-causing lighted decorations. I can't stand those life size snow globes with all of the styrofoam in them. Bah humbug. I think I need to be born-again so that I can say "keep the Christ in Christmas," and have all my views sanctified by the Church, because I'm embarrased to admit, I like that kind of Christmas. The smell of balsam fir and looking at your colored lights on the tree in the window when you get home. Remembering where you got each ornament as you find a spot all the way at the back of the tree to put it-- has to be even, don't forget the back! Taking a walk down the street in the cold with your hat, mittens, and a scarf on, walking by a house with lit candles in the windows and peering in at their blinkey tree. Walking into a house where they're making mulled wine (cinnamon!) and cookies as you tromp the snow off your boots. Midnight mass where you believe that you're celebrating christ's birth with candles and lots of harmony in your carols. Family and friends having meals together and stuffing yourself until you sleepily make your way home after a hour's worth of goodbyes.

Posted by G lib on 2006-12-16 20:26:22 +0000
Lorbering-- As you can tell, I'm a little bit behind the 8-ball this year (per change!).

Posted by tommy on 2006-12-16 21:25:45 +0000
That's the spirit, G lib! Ditch that last paragraph and join me in the War On Christmas! Story: when I taught high school geometry, one of my students was tooling on me for my grinchiness, and she made a small cartoon with me sitting on Santa's lap, with the text "Mr. Walsh loves Santa!" I changed the "santa" to "satan" and gave it back. I am not a teacher any more.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2006-12-16 21:45:23 +0000
Wow, I haven't agreed with someone so much on this subject ever before. Exception: No Christ or mass. Addition: I hate presents. Christmas has been a guilty pleasure of this Jew my whole life. And before anyone (Conor) chimes in with it: I'm not half Jewish! I'm coming out of the closet as a Christmas liker, and am trying to phase it into my family's life closer to my terms. I'm having difficulty getting the "no presents" thing across to some people. I see Tommy's online. He hates Christmas more than the Grinch (pre-theft), I wonder what he'll have to say... probably above it at this point. Oh, and I like some of the music, but never when it's in a public place.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2006-12-16 21:46:29 +0000
L: That's what happens when you post 25 minutes after loading up a thread.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2006-12-16 21:46:52 +0000
Rosetta!

Posted by tendiamonds on 2006-12-16 21:51:43 +0000
Wait! You love egg nog! You can't extricate it from Christmas.

Posted by tommy on 2006-12-16 22:01:34 +0000
Bagged!

Posted by buzzorhowl on 2006-12-16 23:10:37 +0000
Get it all out, everyone, and let's move on.

Posted by tgl on 2006-12-18 20:57:35 +0000
If you made your own egg nog, you _could_ extricate it from Christmas.

Posted by tgl on 2006-12-19 00:49:16 +0000
Sounds like a crusade.

Posted by tgl on 2006-12-19 01:00:49 +0000

Posted by tgl on 2006-12-20 00:40:04 +0000
Get your war on.

Posted by Praisegod Barebones on 2006-12-20 11:27:56 +0000
Keep Ye Faith!!

Posted by cdubrocker on 2006-12-20 11:49:15 +0000
Daft republican!

Posted by Praisegod Barebones on 2006-12-20 12:56:43 +0000
I'll pray for you.

Posted by William the Silent on 2006-12-20 16:23:03 +0000
Agreed.

Posted by MF DU on 2006-12-22 10:16:44 +0000
will it Blend? Look what this guy does to Egg Nog - Talk about sacrilege...

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