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Posted by tommy on 2007-01-15 14:56:42 +0000

Last week, Kyle quit the band

My stupid band has a show on Feb. 19 at the Abbey, as part of the Darkbuster "hometown throwup" series. Our singer has told us that this will be his last performance as a Stove. We're unlikely to continue without him (at least not in the same form), so this is our LAST SHOW EVER! We will actually be having some band practices over the next month, and we are determined to make this our best LAST SHOW EVER ever. Better than the last two LAST SHOW EVERs anyway. I will be especially pissed at this show, because the timing of it precluded me from taking a whirlwind hockey train trip which would involve the New York Islanders, Buffalo Sabres, Toronto St. Michaels, Montreal Canadiens, Shawinigan Cataractes, and RPI Engineers. Rock shows are okay, I guess, but they don't measure up to eating poutine while watching a junior hockey game in Quebec.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2007-01-15 15:47:05 +0000
Can we have tgl on stage serving poutine to fans? Since I did so well as replacement bassist, you should give me an audition as replacement singer. I'm so much better than Hagar.

Posted by pamsterdam on 2007-01-15 19:17:31 +0000
Why is it that French food always sounds like a euphemism for a lady's naughty bits? Epoisses, poutine, escargot (my car goes, swiftly, 160, etc etc). Y'all make me blush.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2007-01-15 19:22:15 +0000
Maybe tgl can be onstage cooking up some vagina instead?

Posted by pamsterdam on 2007-01-15 19:26:10 +0000
Mmm. Only if it's fresh.

Posted by Epoisses on 2007-01-15 19:26:51 +0000
I didn't intend my name as a naughty bit nod. Interpretation vs. intent, I guess.

Posted by pamsterdam on 2007-01-15 19:28:17 +0000
In my mind, your screen name will always be pronounced, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. pussay!" in a kind of Elmo Philips - Jim Carey hybrid voice.

Posted by Epoisses on 2007-01-15 19:29:10 +0000
I can see it. It's actually pronounced 'Ay-pwass.'

Posted by pamsterdam on 2007-01-15 19:30:42 +0000
Yet another reason I failed out of French class.

Posted by Epoisses on 2007-01-15 19:33:19 +0000
Sacre bleu!

Posted by MF DU on 2007-01-16 00:51:01 +0000
Whatever the names intention is / was, I always think of this: and that makes me sad. Food that resembles purulent exudate is more repellent than, say Ernest Goes To Camp. Here's to hoping the new handle doesnt last longer than lrf.

Posted by lrf on 2007-01-16 01:07:43 +0000
epoisses is smelly

Posted by ConorClockwise on 2007-01-16 16:46:17 +0000
This is me, just 'getting' the title of this thread.

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