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Posted by MF DU on 2007-04-16 18:06:07 +0000

I did this like 5 years ago - it was awesome. Dü approved for sure.

Posted by Miriam on 2007-04-16 19:42:42 +0000

there's nothing like drunken sailing

Posted by pamsterdam on 2007-04-16 19:49:08 +0000

What shall we do with a drunken sailor, (3×) Early in the morning? Hoo–ray/Wey–hey/Heave-ho and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning. Put him in the longboat ’til he’s sober, (3×) Early in the morning. Put him in the longboat and make him bail 'er, (3×) Early in the morning. Put him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3x) Early in the morning. Pull out the plug and wet him all over, (3×) Early in the morning. Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him, (3×) Early in the morning. Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×) Early in the morning. Soak 'im in oil 'till he sprouts flippers, (3×) Early in the morning. Spray him with whiskey and light him on fire, (3×) Early in the morning. Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×) Early in the morning. Take him and shake him and try to wake him, (3×) Early in the morning. Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×) Early in the morning. Hit 'im on the head with a broken hammer, (3×) Early in the morning. Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×) Early in the morning. Keelhaul him, keelhaul him (3×) Early in the morning. Put him into bed with the captain's daughter,(3×) Early in the morning. You've never seen the captain's daughter, (3×) Early in the morning. Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×) Early in the morning. Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×) Early in the morning. Put him in the back of the paddywagon, (3×) Early in the morning. Put him in his bunk with his pants on backwards, (3×) Early in the morning. Send him down to Davy Jones locker, (3x) Early in the morning. That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor, (3×) Early in the morning.

Posted by Miriam on 2007-04-16 20:01:41 +0000

Those are some pretty mean pranks.

Posted by Epoisses on 2007-04-16 20:17:11 +0000

We used to sing that song at camp until the BSA decided that singing about being drunk wasn't Scout-like (if only they knew).

Posted by Miriam on 2007-04-16 20:31:14 +0000

Or was it the calling him Suzy line that did it?

Posted by Epoisses on 2007-04-16 20:46:49 +0000

Mebbe it was the "dress him like a Boy Scout and stick it in his a-hole" line.

Posted by Miriam on 2007-04-16 20:48:31 +0000

Y'all added that one, right?

Posted by tgl on 2007-04-17 00:27:18 +0000

You'd have to be boozed up to take one of those 17" Mercuries out onto the Charles during a Nor'easter. (BSC member, 2001-2, with Steve Markofsky).

Posted by G lib on 2007-04-17 14:46:54 +0000

POTD!

Posted by G lib on 2007-04-17 14:47:14 +0000

And me, asshole.

Posted by tgl on 2007-04-17 14:58:05 +0000

Sorry...