Dont Make Bill Simmons Angry
<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070413&sportCat=nba&campaign=rsssrch&source=bill_simmons">It's not easy being green</a>.
My fave passage:
<i>Then again, what do I know? I'm just some yahoo writer who lives 3,000 miles away. And since I'm not moving back home any time soon, I hope the Celtics find time to mail me some of that green Kool-Aid. It would go great with the turd sandwich I've been chewing for the past two years.</i>