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Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-06-14 13:57:36 +0000

Basically theduane is like roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it.

Posted by Rideside Ref on 2007-06-14 13:59:55 +0000

Not touching this one.

Posted by ConorClockwise on 2007-06-14 14:03:26 +0000

The bungee jumping tag is my favorite bit.

Posted by Whitey Bulger on 2007-06-14 14:05:00 +0000

I used to deal a little before I went into hiding.

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-06-14 14:06:16 +0000

Thread of the week?

Posted by Earth Crisis Face on 2007-06-14 14:08:04 +0000

theduane, you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. If you were strong, like me, you wouldn't need a crutch.

Posted by theduane on 2007-06-14 14:11:20 +0000

EARTH CRISIS FACE YOU ARE NEXT ON MY FUCKING SHIT LIST!!!!!!!!! AS SOON AS I COME DOWN I WILL FIND YOU AND FUCK YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-06-14 14:13:31 +0000

Who else is on your "fucking shit list?"

Posted by Earth Crisis Face on 2007-06-14 14:14:22 +0000

My friends and I look forward to cleansing your weak, drug-addled flesh off the map with our STRAIGHTEDGE FIRESTORM.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2007-06-14 14:53:25 +0000

Everyone who lives in Nashua. (Əs?)

Posted by theduane on 2007-06-15 08:50:14 +0000

YOU WANNA KNOW WHO'S ON MY "FUCKING SHIT LIST"???????? LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU !!! YOU THINK MY PATHETIC CRIES FOR ATTENTION ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY ALL DAY AND NIGHT LAUGHING TO YOURSELVES THINKING "THIS THEDUANE GUY IS REALLY NUTTY AND OFF THE WALL. HA HA HA!!!" NO ONE EVER ASKS ABOUT MY FEELINGS OR THE DREAMS THAT I HAD WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I MIGHT AS WELL START ROOTING FOR THE YANKEES!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!

Posted by tgl on 2007-06-15 09:05:40 +0000

theduane, we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody. We're afraid you're gonna hurt _yourself_.

Posted by Miriam on 2007-06-15 10:27:30 +0000

Hi theduane, How was your day? Do you need a shoulder to cry on? I think it might be time for you to take a time out. Let us know when you're ready to play like an adult again. Hugs, Miriam

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-06-15 10:54:56 +0000

I just wanted to let you know your pot smoking directly affected the Cavaliers' loss.

Posted by G lib on 2007-06-15 11:29:54 +0000

H3W-- Can someone "I ruined Christmas" this guy?

Posted by Epoisses on 2007-06-15 12:24:10 +0000

Can we puke under his Christmas tree? Sure!

Posted by G lib on 2007-06-15 13:12:38 +0000

No, dummy, that Hip Tanaka song was a TGFJ2 intervention-- to make him confront his own behavior. sayin'!

Posted by Epoisses on 2007-06-15 13:19:49 +0000

BEGIN THE INTERVENTION!

Posted by Corby Trouser Press on 2007-06-15 14:52:11 +0000

its much like a 34 & 1/2 - also known as a blowjob

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-06-15 16:57:27 +0000

Fuck the intervention. Theduane: smoke all you want, they'll grow more. I hear it comes from sovereign nations.

Posted by theduane on 2007-06-16 19:39:24 +0000

MOMMY????????? M-M-M-MOMMY???????????? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!111 @@@@@3222222222222224444444444555555!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-06-17 11:56:08 +0000

That's my boy.

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-06-18 14:22:24 +0000

Put that coffee down.

Posted by MF DU on 2007-06-18 14:26:29 +0000

you guys are weird.

Posted by ConorClockwise on 2007-06-18 14:28:40 +0000

Can I get "ahem"?!?!

Posted by Epoisses on 2007-06-18 14:31:45 +0000

Yes. Yes you can.

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-06-20 14:27:10 +0000

Posted by theduane on 2007-06-21 00:41:18 +0000

ROLL THAT FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!11 LIGHT THAT FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by theduane on 2007-06-21 08:25:07 +0000

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-06-21 09:15:13 +0000

What...!? Is Epstein supposed to be Puerto Rican?

Posted by theduane on 2007-06-21 10:24:21 +0000

JUAN EPSTEIN IS THE PUERTO RICAN JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by theduane on 2007-06-21 10:28:22 +0000

WHEN THE BLACK KID WALKS INTO THE SCENE AT THE END HE SAYS "LOOK AT THIS HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. THEY'RE NOT EVEN PEOPLE!"

Posted by virtue on 2007-06-21 10:29:31 +0000

Dude, he's a puerto rican jew. It makes it extra funny, 'cause he's all mixed and shit.

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-06-21 11:05:41 +0000

No shit... I had no idea he was a Puerto Rican Jew.

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-06-26 11:06:40 +0000

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-09-10 03:02:10 +0000

Posted by emitime on 2007-09-10 07:27:33 +0000

oh shit!