Wednesdays suck ass
Wednesday's completely suck - its halfway through the working week so at lunchtime you know you have to do all that shit again before the sweet relief that is the weekend. Its enough to make one start hatching plans to climb the water tower, rifle in hand.
Good news though you lucky lucky people, I have a solution....
As I have the best job in the world, I of course have Wednesday off AND lots of lovely boats to play with. I propose a sail/picnic/swim/kayak/whatever on one of the uninhabited islands in the outer harbor.
Can anyone get Wednesday off or perhaps even a half day? Fake the symptoms of Ebola then run away to sea at lunchtime, you know you want to.