From the "only in Billerica" files...
The Christakis family for many years ran a local greasy spoon called The Cove. When the place was finally shut down permanently by the board of health after repeated violations, the matriarch of the family attacked the health inspector with his own desk nameplate.
Here's her youngest son in an audition tape for "The Apprentice", Donald Trump's reality TV show. This is totally hilarious for those of us who actually remember this guy, and I think it's even funny if you don't. Especially when he whips out the calculator.
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Postscript: When he did not make the final cut, he filed suit against Trump for hundreds of millions of dollars.