Another sign of the apocalypse
Abe just told me his buddies from Harvard, who've done a whopping four shows, signed a $600K signing bonus with Pharrell's label. I guess it really is all about who you know. Behold: the shit sandwich that is <a href="http://www.myspace.com/chesterfrench">Chester French.</a>
Cambell's Chicken noodle, of course. It's good for the dentures.
JUST KIDDING MAMA HARVARD! PLEASE! DON'T BUTTON YOUR SHIRT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....................