i: COUNTRIES
*Abmerica
*Axes & Butter
BANDS YOU LISTENED TO IN THE LAST DAY
*Ragtag for Cutie
*Unitard
*Saccharine Trust
*Sugar (NU)
MOTORCYCLE MODEL NAMES
*Redneck
*Dykes In the Dirt (ND)
NEAR-EXTINCT FRUITS
*Tangelinos (NU)
*Tiny Apples (NU)
*Sassyberries (ND)
PLACES THAT HAVE BURNT DOWN
*Harry's Barbershop (NU)
ii: PUNNING PORN TITLES
*Star Wars: the Empire Fucks You In the Ass (NU)
(rule: no swearing)
*Sexually Seeking Susan (NU)
*Harry Poppedher: The Sorcerer's Bone (NU)
*ET: The Extra Testicle (NU)
(rule: drink if you have corrective lenses)
*Every Which Way But Caboose
*Eternal Funshine Of The Spotless Hind (NU)
*Zounds Of The Lost Ark (ND)
*Lost Toys (NU)
(the voting tm)
*Killer meltdown (ND)
CAMPING GEAR
*Neon Lights