I've just stocked up on these.
The reverse side reads "Does not harm those around you!" I'll say.
Posted by G lib on 2008-06-10 19:31:28 +0000
Uh, I made the mistake of eating too much sugar-free candy a few times. Subsequently, my mother has called all sugar-free candy "farters."
Would that be considered harming those around you?
Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-06-10 19:40:36 +0000
Oh! Oh.
Um... yes. Thanks for the tip. Perhaps I shouldn't have purchased in bulk.
Posted by G lib on 2008-06-10 19:56:20 +0000
hahahahahahahahahah!
Posted by MF DU on 2008-06-10 22:48:14 +0000
yikes.
Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-06-11 04:16:19 +0000
I'm sorry, DU, but this supermarket discovery came on the heels of an eyebrow-raising sight on my way home from work... A 14-year-old Dutch girl wearing cute 14-year-old-girl clothes, the sort of androgynous Tom Petty-style stuff that Kate Moss favors, accessorised by a t-shirt that read: I am the best at FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Except because she'd apparently decided that rumpling the shirt at her waist was a good way to distract attention from her (non-existent) belly area, the last line of the shirt was - without fairly close inspection - illegible. So it read: I am the best at FUCKING.
She was with her mom.
I was vaguely mortified on their behalfs.