You Ben Foldsed it.
'60 Minutes' did a whole half hour!
$14.84
Geared towards little people
Lite beer and blanco silver
"I'm Eric Estrada, buy this land."
Fine, you got the fucking A-Team!
Terminator Abs
REASONS FOR DOING INFORMERCIALS
*I'm Rod Stewart (NU)
PLACES TO SMUGGLE DRUGS
*Tits! (NU)
*Sideburns (ND)
("It's also called a Michigan.")
*Tucked under my balls (NU)
("A little uncut Columbian with a little uncut Columbian.")
*Elf parade
*Xyphoid
*Stamp collecting books