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Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-02 18:51:15 +0000

hands up who's proud to be from New Hampshire!

A 27-year-old woman has been repeatedly arrested in the Portsmouth/Newington area for wearing pants which drooped so low that 6" of her ass (who measured this?) and a certain amount of (notably unmeasured) pubic hair was clearly visible. Apparently she appeared for her court dates in similarly revealing trousers. The little scamp! So... gross or sexy? I'm voting gross, but that's mainly for pubic hair reasons. And I've seen nicer asses. Yes, there is a photo (of the "offending" bum-cleavage) in the linked article. Nowhere near 6" worth, but hey.
Posted by dyedon8 on 2008-06-30 21:02:32 +0000
Portsmouth cops -- bunch of fucking assholes! Seriously, live (underwear) free or die.
Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-01 05:55:15 +0000
...is the right answer!
Posted by MF DU on 2008-07-02 18:45:05 +0000
Damn this buttcrack lady for disrespecting my beloved NH!
Posted by tommy on 2008-07-02 19:19:09 +0000
M and I were just talking about the buttcrack gender switch phenomenon about a month ago. Go back 15 years, and you would *NEVER* see a girl's buttcrack. Ever. But, the exposed buttcrack was epidemic amongst fat guys and people in the trades. Now, you don't run into the dude buttcrack very often at all. Low-slung pants, yes, but usually with boxers. On the gal side, I've seen more female buttcracks in the last year than I'd seen total before say 1999. You're right, pamsterdam; it's the new cleavage. We were talking about what the next clothing outrage that "kids these days" will be doing next. I speculated it would be exposed pubes. This Portsmouth woman is ahead of her time! In five years, I expect to see Hollister jeans with a v-neck front, and imitation pubes marketed to 11-year-old girls.
Posted by tgl on 2008-07-03 03:22:59 +0000
http://www.google.com/search?q=merkin
Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-03 09:37:29 +0000
I'm voting for visible nipples. I refuse to believe that women will start exposing pubes en masse. Removing them, maybe.
Posted by G lib on 2008-07-03 18:10:10 +0000
I totally agree. And all of the women who have had electrolysis will regret having it done.
Posted by ConorClockwise on 2008-07-03 19:37:58 +0000
Pubes exposure was kind of a late 90's thing, right? I saw a lot of 'granola'/'crusty' women with super low rise jeans on and pubes exposed at Phish shows and other concert parking lots where au natural chycks might be. Sometimes with the backless shirt and hairy armpits, sometimes with the belt buckle riding above the jean's top button, which lessened the pube exposure, and made it more appealing. I haven't seen it on Newbury St yet though...
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