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Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-07 06:28:18 +0000

Monday July 7th is Ringo Starr's birthday - everybody get drunk!

Ringo turns 68 today. I plan on raising a glass or two (or twenty) tonight in his honor. It's how he'd want us to celebrate. Let's hear it for everybody's favorite living Beatle!

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-07 15:41:17 +0000
It's 6:35pm Amsterdam time, and the champagne (well, cava) has been opened. And the first Ringo-related video of the night is:

Posted by TheFullCleveland on 2008-07-07 16:15:12 +0000
Ringo-fest continues...Only You (1974):

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-07 16:25:08 +0000
TFC, I freaking love you for getting in on this shiz. And with the damned spaceman star-suit video. God bless you. Shall we delve little bit into dear Mr Ritchie Starkey's corporate whoring, perhaps?

Posted by TheFullCleveland on 2008-07-07 16:33:26 +0000
Now that's classic!! Ringo can do anything, and he's really good at making love to the camera. The most versatile Beatle ever. May many drinks (Sun Country or otherwise) be raised in his name today! Thanks for bringing this to our attention, pamsterdam!!

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-07 16:46:45 +0000
Dude, I'm a birthday freak. Best thing about Ringo? His nose. Easily. Hands down. Second best thing about Ringo? His freaking stage name. Third thing? I forget. This cava's awesome. Fouth thing? He sings all these damn songs his friends wrote for him. Booyah! My man Georgie-boy wrote this one.

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-07 17:15:21 +0000
It's 8.15pm Amsterdam time, and there may or may not be some cava spilled in the keyboard. It's time for Ringo's pedo-video with a (very) young Carrie Fisher:

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-07 17:45:21 +0000
OK, the cava's gone, time to start in on the Stoli. And who can forget when Ringo zugzug'd Lana, eh?

Posted by TheFullCleveland on 2008-07-07 18:02:32 +0000
A++++!

Posted by TheFullCleveland on 2008-07-07 18:09:13 +0000
Ringo with the ladies...he's awfully fetching in his suit and hat. I'll drink to that! (Hey Baby - 1976)

Posted by TheFullCleveland on 2008-07-07 18:16:58 +0000
Ringo shills in Japan!

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-07 18:28:21 +0000
He's a dirty little whore. I love it.

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-07 19:20:41 +0000
I'm in hand-to-hand combat with the vodka, and the vodka is winning. RINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-07-07 19:24:47 +0000
Ringo's a dirty little slut and I like it. His daughter's a freaky goth grrrrl.

Posted by tgl on 2008-07-08 02:27:18 +0000
My brain has melted.

Posted by tommy on 2008-07-08 12:02:44 +0000
This is the thread of the year.

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