CPFLPAMN - December 1st, 2008
Thanks for coming out, y'all! Big big love.
* I had some problems getting through the chapter where she's at the mall with her girlfriends picking out her prom dress.
* Let's lighten things up by talking about abortion!
* Everybody was straight-edge for a year. It's called being 12.
* What was your f*cking breakdancing name, dude? I was Rockbox.
* Ya gots ta be startin' somethin'
* What's God's favorite chord? Umbilical.
Props to loxocele for texting in her presence. And apologies to dyedon8 for the multiple birthday-themed shouty voicemail messages.