Hitler's friends won't want to come to his birthday party if there's NO CAKE!
I think JoyceLynn Aryan Nation might be more upset <a href="http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/12/17/cake_request_for_3_year_old_hitler_namesake_denied/?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed2">about this</a> than Adolph.
"The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania."
are they just trying to make sure their kids can never, ever get jobs? :P
(although, i guess technically hitler was more after jews, gypsies, gay people, the disabled, political opposition types, etc - and it didn't mention that any of their kids were invited to the party.)
It made him mean.