Posted by tendiamonds on 2004-11-05 18:50:53 +0000
Dumb Smart People
Engineers, man. We just had our bi-monthly incident of someone making a pot of coffee without using a filter... grounds everywhere.
Posted by tgl on 2004-11-05 19:15:18 +0000
Grounds for divorce!
If you drink coffee, learn how to make coffee. If you don't drink coffee, stay away from the machine.
Posted by uncle on 2004-11-05 20:21:22 +0000
Some one could make a fortune of a "Safety Coffee Machine." You know, like the Safter Razor.
Heres how it works, before you remove the basket to put the filter in, you have to solve a complex puzzle. If you get it right the machine locks up and sends you away to find the closest dumb person.
Posted by rladew on 2004-11-05 21:38:04 +0000
At our office space It's the f*&%%%$($$*in microwave. Our work/office/Fidelity/ whatever you want to call it culture has bred our species here to be multitaskers WHICH IS NOT A GOOD IDEA IF YOU ARE MAKING MICROWAVE POPCORN!!!!
please, people, stay with yr popcorn, listen to the 2-3 second intervals between pops. yr home microwave does not = work microwave.
scorched popcorn sucks.
BTW: our coffee machine has been broken for 3 weeks. fuck.
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Posted by uncle on 2004-11-06 00:41:39 +0000
Holy good God Rich, what kind of office can survive 3 years without a caffeine dispenser? You're a strong man.
Posted by tgl on 2004-11-06 03:36:10 +0000
weeks. 3 weeks.
Posted by rladew on 2004-11-08 17:35:11 +0000
when deprived of caffeine 3 weeks = approx 30 years as far as Im concerned.
I get by on (and Im sure everyone will roll their eyes) self reliance. I make my own coffee in a thermos without depending on the weak motor oil shit that Fidelity 'provides' us....
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Posted by frame609 on 2004-11-08 20:33:06 +0000
No one here is rolling their eyes at coffee, Rich.
Posted by rladew on 2004-11-08 21:20:43 +0000
I know, but I couldn't resist throwing some so-called right wing Nazi ideology into my coffee story...
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