Posted by tendiamonds on 2004-11-05 18:50:53 +0000
Dumb Smart People
Engineers, man. We just had our bi-monthly incident of someone making a pot of coffee without using a filter... grounds everywhere.
Posted by tgl on 2004-11-05 19:15:18 +0000
Grounds for divorce!
If you drink coffee, learn how to make coffee. If you don't drink coffee, stay away from the machine.
Posted by uncle on 2004-11-05 20:21:22 +0000
Some one could make a fortune of a "Safety Coffee Machine." You know, like the Safter Razor.
Heres how it works, before you remove the basket to put the filter in, you have to solve a complex puzzle. If you get it right the machine locks up and sends you away to find the closest dumb person.
Posted by rladew on 2004-11-05 21:38:04 +0000
At our office space It's the f*&%%%$($$*in microwave. Our work/office/Fidelity/ whatever you want to call it culture has bred our species here to be multitaskers WHICH IS NOT A GOOD IDEA IF YOU ARE MAKING MICROWAVE POPCORN!!!!
please, people, stay with yr popcorn, listen to the 2-3 second intervals between pops. yr home microwave does not = work microwave.
scorched popcorn sucks.
BTW: our coffee machine has been broken for 3 weeks. fuck.
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“When you’re creating your own shit, man, even the sky ain’t the limit.†Miles Davis
Posted by uncle on 2004-11-06 00:41:39 +0000
Holy good God Rich, what kind of office can survive 3 years without a caffeine dispenser? You're a strong man.
Posted by tgl on 2004-11-06 03:36:10 +0000
weeks. 3 weeks.
Posted by rladew on 2004-11-08 17:35:11 +0000
when deprived of caffeine 3 weeks = approx 30 years as far as Im concerned.
I get by on (and Im sure everyone will roll their eyes) self reliance. I make my own coffee in a thermos without depending on the weak motor oil shit that Fidelity 'provides' us....
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“When you’re creating your own shit, man, even the sky ain’t the limit.†Miles Davis
Posted by frame609 on 2004-11-08 20:33:06 +0000
No one here is rolling their eyes at coffee, Rich.
Posted by rladew on 2004-11-08 21:20:43 +0000
I know, but I couldn't resist throwing some so-called right wing Nazi ideology into my coffee story...
_______________________________
“When you’re creating your own shit, man, even the sky ain’t the limit.†Miles Davis
If you drink coffee, learn how to make coffee. If you don't drink coffee, stay away from the machine.
Heres how it works, before you remove the basket to put the filter in, you have to solve a complex puzzle. If you get it right the machine locks up and sends you away to find the closest dumb person.
please, people, stay with yr popcorn, listen to the 2-3 second intervals between pops. yr home microwave does not = work microwave.
scorched popcorn sucks.
BTW: our coffee machine has been broken for 3 weeks. fuck.
_______________________________
“When you’re creating your own shit, man, even the sky ain’t the limit.†Miles Davis
I get by on (and Im sure everyone will roll their eyes) self reliance. I make my own coffee in a thermos without depending on the weak motor oil shit that Fidelity 'provides' us....
_______________________________
“When you’re creating your own shit, man, even the sky ain’t the limit.†Miles Davis
_______________________________
“When you’re creating your own shit, man, even the sky ain’t the limit.†Miles Davis