Car Talk
So, Tommy Walsh just picked himself up a 1971 Plymouth Satellite (faster than the speed of light) This means two things: (1) All of us who have ever had the pleasure of a ride in The Van, should pause for a moment of silence, as it is no more. (2) I'm jealous, and searching online for Gremlins.
Actually, The Van is not entirely deceased. Tommy has declared it unfit for regular use. He is planning on junking it, however, if someone were to want it, perhaps for monthly-type band use, it is available for the taking.