Jokes about Bush:
Q: How does Dubya say "I'm about to hurt you"?
A: "Trust me."
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, George Bush and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
Q: If George Bush and Dick Cheney took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?
A: The United States of America!
Q: What is Dubya's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
Q: What is the difference between Hitler and George Bush?
A: Hitler intended to deliver on his speeches.
Q: Why does Laura Bush think her husband is a model president?
A: Because a model is a small imitation of the real thing.
Q: What's the difference between President Hoover and George Bush?
A: One promised a chicken in every pot and the other was an unpromising chicken who smoked pot.
Q: what's the difference between the vietnam and iraqi war?
A: bush knew how to get out of the vietnam war.
Q: Did you hear that someone threw a bottle of beer at George Bush?
A: Yes, but it's ok. It was a Draft and he was able to dodge it.