Whine-stat is a pooooo-say!
"Oh, I scared away my franchise running back!"
"Oh, my best receiver (?position?) has a knee injury!"
"Oh, the front office can't sign a decent player to save their lives!"
"Oh, I can't possibly let everyone think I might be responsible for why the Dolphins suck this year!"
Yeah, I was listening to www.jtthebrick.com on the way home from the Wad.