Sucks to be the Decemberists...
How's that old Mel Brooks joke go? "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk into an open manhole and die." Something like that.
TRAGEDY: Somebody pilfered Ed MacNamara's delay pedal on Saturday night at Ralph's.
COMEDY: Every single piece of equipment owned by the Decemberists was stolen.
C4RT shall prevail, let's hope the Decemberists hang it up.