Mimi Smarty Pants vs. train Masturbator
<a href= "http://smartypants.diaryland.com/082900.html"> Worth a read!</a>
<i>There's something about Chicago I'll bet anything you didn't know. It's not in any guidebook. And that is the fact that Chicago's citizens feel compelled to show me their genitalia on public transportation. It's true, and it's happened to me multiple times. They ride the train, they see me board, and they reach into their collective pants....</i>
Is this the band that opens for Feast Whisperpants and Penis Tea Flush?
I'm smelling great tour potential here...
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<i>Excuse me, Sir, could you please get your dick out of my face?</i>
BTW, did anyone else have the same math book I had Junior year in high school, which includes a problem involving several "master baiters", as in masters at the art of baiting fish hooks? No one here believes me.