You know you live in an urban area when...
... you are woken up at 5 AM (after staying out late going to Lady Sovereign the night before) by a guy hefting an enormous cast-iron park bench on top of the enormous SUV in front of our house, slamming it onto the hood, and then proceeding to jump back and forth from that hood to the roof of PChippy's car, ranting and raving until the cops arrive and arrest him.
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It was the first time I had to ID someone to a cop-- does this mean that I'll have to go to court?