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Posted by dawnbixtler on 2006-02-03 17:42:33 +0000

'White Trash' Pride

So if <a href="http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7002216935">Britney Spears is preggers again</a>, why not go all out with the trailer trash personna?
What would happen if she had like 6 kids in 7 years, and then put out the come-back album?
Seriously, would we have totally forgotten about her, or would it be exactly what the double-wide ordered? Except for Kid Rock, has anyone gone this route? The potential is sky high.
Posted by pamsterdam on 2006-02-03 17:43:41 +0000
After 6 kids in 7 years, Britney would <strong>be</strong> the double-wide.
Posted by dawnbixtler on 2006-02-08 06:00:20 +0000
<img src="http://cdn.digitalcity.com/ch_tmz_photos/britney_seatbelt.jpg">

Honestly, I have more respect for Spears now, than at any other time ever.
Seriously, who's more trashy? Tara Reid? Is anyone else even in the running?
Look at that picture. It's the would be emo Lynyrd Skynyrd album cover.
But hey, it's a paparazzi photo; they always exaggerate celebrities physical imperfections, like cellulite, scars, wrinkles, or baby.
Posted by tgl on 2006-02-08 14:01:16 +0000
America: Where You Are Free To Decide That Carrying Your Child On Your Lap Is The Best Option For Child's Safety(tm)
Posted by dawnbixtler on 2006-02-08 15:13:54 +0000
Did I mention I love this photo?
Posted by tgl on 2006-02-08 15:23:45 +0000
It's a good pic.
Posted by Null Protocol on 2006-02-08 18:20:56 +0000
if we photoshop it and make the window a little more reflective and glassy and obscure the facial features of Britney, it could almost be a Jandek cover...
Posted by Null Protocol on 2006-02-08 18:22:06 +0000
Boy, and I thought I hated Spears before, this triple seals the deal...
Posted by ConorClockwise on 2008-01-04 14:05:56 +0000
What's so funny for me is that I don't want to pay attention to the Spears family. But with the 16 year old sister Jamie's pregnancy (and TV show cancellation), momma Spears' "Parenting Guide" on hold, and now Britney's <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2008/01/04/britney-spears-hospitalized-after-hostage-brituation-involving-her-two-kids/">latest cataclysm</a>, I have to watch.

<img src="http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/8c8b3290-2b08-4dc6-8e3e-2cc645fdfe05/080104_spears.jpg">

It's like a '73 Pinto going 75 mph into a concrete wall.

Now back to work.
Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-01-04 15:34:30 +0000
I'd like to say, in her defence, that this latest Brituation has helped me to avoid - yet again - the early-evening temptation of attempting to watch Screech's sex tape.

I'm only human.
Posted by tommy on 2008-01-04 16:14:06 +0000
What's it gonna take to get a Chelsea Clinton sex tape up in the piece? I'll vote for Hillary if that's what it takes to get it done.

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