All the people who had heartattacks when their retirement nest egg split open and oozed into the sewer of corporate greed will bludgeon him with dollar bill paper cuts and then pour lime juice on him for satan.
Posted by Travis on 2006-07-06 09:28:23 +0000
and his wife and family will pick up his multi-million dollar life insurance without the stigma of him being sentenced to 45 years in jail
call me cynical but its rather well scripted
or did dubya order a hit?
Posted by dawnbixtler on 2006-07-06 11:49:42 +0000
How about this: the man is such a chump, that he couldn't face spending the rest of his life in jail, and offed himself.
Posted by MF DU on 2006-07-06 12:38:40 +0000
Im with Dawn on this one...
I thought even prison was too good for this guy an apter punishment wouldve been stripping him of ALL assets and forcing him to start from 0 or even less than 0 (i.e paying back all the people's 401ks he ripped off) and have him take a job at Mcdonalds or something.
Posted by dawnbixtler on 2006-07-06 13:27:10 +0000
True. Being 'poor' might have been the worst punishment for him.
Posted by MF DU on 2006-07-06 14:12:35 +0000
'more apt'
apter= WTF, dude.
losing it in my cubicle,
MF DU
Posted by dawnbixtler on 2006-07-07 02:07:36 +0000
Gotta hand it to the NYPost: Let's make sure he's dead. Cheato has powerful friends and still has a truckload of cash, so the feigned death seems plausible.
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Posted by MF DU on 2006-07-07 08:56:49 +0000
The <i>Post</i> really has awesome headlines sometimes.
call me cynical but its rather well scripted
or did dubya order a hit?
I thought even prison was too good for this guy an apter punishment wouldve been stripping him of ALL assets and forcing him to start from 0 or even less than 0 (i.e paying back all the people's 401ks he ripped off) and have him take a job at Mcdonalds or something.
apter= WTF, dude.
losing it in my cubicle,
MF DU
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