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Dude in black cap, skull and piston cross "bones" cap, and mega big headphones (DBC): Ibanez makes a great guitar. They sound fine. I need one with a radical shape. Dude with slicked back hair in a ponytail, weave/mesh cowboy boot syle shoes, sports coat and gothic cross necklace (DSB): Oh, yeah. DBC: I'm good at drawing, I took a screenprinting class in High School. I'll make a kick-ass logo and print it on t-shirts. "Oh you want one? 5 bucks." I'll make money then buy a vendor license. DSB: Yeah! DBC: I'll get a used sewing machine and a bunch of material, some corpse paint, make a fucked up customer, it'll be fun. DSB: Music is fun. Yeah. DBC: This guy in ____ shot himself in the head, and his bandmate took a picture --instead of going to the police, he went to the store to buy a camera-- they created necklaces from his skull fragments. DSB: Whoa. DBC: Said skull fragments are still out there. DSB: Whoa. DBC. Mayhem. Burzem. Those Norweigans are fucked up. No way I'm joing a Norweigian band. DSB: Oh, yeah. DBC: They went around burning churches. Blind guy with white teddy bear and crusty snot rag: Cromwell. Oliver Cromwell burned churches in England in the 1640s. DBC: The Vikings burned churches in England before that. 753 is the first Viking attack on England. DSB: Oh. DBC: I'm psyched about Metal Fest. This band from Lynn is in it, they are more hardcore than heavy metal, which isn't my thing. I need to strand this shit.