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Posted by Epoisses on 2007-05-06 17:54:50 +0000

Dear Roger Clemens:

<a href ="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2862088"> Go fuck yourself. </a>

Posted by respectless on 2007-05-06 18:20:33 +0000
What a farce. It will however have the loudest chorus of boos ever heard when he pitches at Fenway. That will be kinda cool.

Posted by theduane on 2007-05-06 18:54:20 +0000
WTF(what the fuck)(???!!!! YOU TWO SOUND LIKE A COUPLE OF FUCKING CRYBABY FAIRWEATHER BITCH-ASS FANS. STFU(shut the fuck up)!!!!!! WHO CARES WHO GOT HIM HE PROBABLY WAS JUICING UP WITH JOSE "CAN YOU SEE" CANSECO AND BARRY "I DIDN'T TAKE NO STEROIDS!" BONDS BACK IN THE DAY.

Posted by Epoisses on 2007-05-06 22:12:37 +0000
<img src ="http://www.ramdac.org/images/michael_richards.jpg">

Nigga please!

Posted by MF DU on 2007-05-06 22:21:32 +0000
If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, throw rotten vegetables at it, hiss at it, and call it a motherfucker when it returns.


Posted by tgl on 2007-05-07 00:28:04 +0000
<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-redsox-clemens&prov=ap&type=lgns">one year / $28 mil.</a>

Makes the Mariners look like a bunch of frickin' genius for signing Weaver for a year @ $8 million.

Posted by ConorClockwise on 2007-05-07 03:33:20 +0000
Most overpaid deal ever.

Posted by ConorClockwise on 2007-05-07 03:39:42 +0000
And make sure you tell him that money is _not_ the only thing in life.
Amen.

Posted by Epoisses on 2007-05-07 04:09:47 +0000
Agreed.

Posted by MF DU on 2007-05-07 11:46:29 +0000
It takes gold to live like a King:

<img src="http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/iggypopBDO290106.jpg">

THE STOOGES lyrics - "ATM"

I pulled up at the ATM
I pulled up at the ATM
My, what a rich fool I am

I spit it out and I tell the truth
I spit it out and I tell the truth
Money is simply the root

Don't bullshit the bullshitter
Don't bullshit the bullshitter
It takes gold to live like a king
It takes gold to live like a king

In the midnight hour baby
When the truth comes down
I dont need no doctor
Hangin' around
Can i get a whiff now?
Can I come on strong?
Every tricky rockstar
Just rubs me wrong

Hey!

The leaders of rock don't rock
The leaders of rock don't rock
This bothers me quite a lot

You get old and you need it more
You get old and you need it more
It's pullin' your ass off the floor

I hang out at the ATM
I hang out at the ATM
The Stooges fight poverty in secret
The Stooges fight poverty in secret
The Stooges fight poverty in secret

Can I get a whiff now baby?
Can I come on strong?
Every tricky dickhead
Has got it wrong

Woo!


Posted by Mohammed Mohammed Malik Shabazz Mohandas X on 2007-05-07 15:04:34 +0000
I'll tell you what Mike and the Mad Dog say this afternoon.

UPDATE: Francessa is disgusted, suprisingly.

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