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Posted by ssgt.dh on 2007-10-04 21:00:33 +0000

Bullshit!?

Caring ain't fucking sharing! That shit's fucked up! Kill that fucking bear will you! KILL IT! Tear it's fucking stuffing out and feed it to the toilet. PWOOSH! Do you pronounce huge, yuge? Humans, yumans? Hundred, yundreds? Hummus, yummus? Hungry, yungry? Humble, yumble? Why do they pronounce huge, yuge and not the rest of the wonderful hu words in this fucked up vocabulary? Why do we pay medicare and medicaid and now have to pay for health insurance unless we want to get fined? Why do we have to wear seatbelts or pay a fine? Why do cups of hot coffee have to read hot coffee when in fact we ordered hot coffee? Why have we let all of this get out of control and only sit back and laugh while we get fucked in the ass? Don't give two flying fucks about these answers, only the fucking questions! Besides, they're fun to type. On a good note, nice to see we finally don't have fucking millionaire statics on this fucking website anymore! That was more painful than a coat hanger left on a stove for like a half hour and shit! Need more fucking hate earlfriend? Next time mang! Next fucking time!

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-10-04 21:28:14 +0000
Approved.

Posted by Rory_Stark on 2007-10-04 22:12:53 +0000
You're quite hostile.

Posted by respectless on 2007-10-05 09:52:05 +0000
woah, pump the brakes my man. my favorite has to be the new road rage laws. where it is illegal to give someone the finger while driving. seems dangerous.

Posted by MF DU on 2007-10-05 12:56:18 +0000
ssgt.dh has a right to be hostile. his people have been persecuted.

Posted by ConorClockwise on 2007-10-05 16:34:03 +0000
Just when you think you know the answers, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS!

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