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Posted by G lib on 2007-11-05 12:07:37 +0000

"Our Country"

This forwarded email has created a flame firestorm in my extended family. Tell me how I should respond ________________________ Don't usually get on the political band wagon, but I couldn't agree more with every single one of Andy's comments, and thought it was a good read!!-- My cousin says. Here's what Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens... Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason; that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law of Probability. I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English! My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines. I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business. We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations. I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is fake , but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them. I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!" I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries! I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa ; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe . I am proud to be from America and nowhere else. And if you don't like my point of view, tough... I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! AMEN! I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don't. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up, lay down and BE QUIET!!! If you agree, pass this on, if not delete...

Posted by pamsterdam on 2007-11-05 12:32:11 +0000
This rang false to me as anything Andy Rooney would ever say. So I looked it up. It's a hoax. Maybe the best way to respond is to write back, "Andy Rooney did not say those things, and he calls this e-mail that's been circulating under his name 'hurtful'. I agree."

Posted by tendiamonds on 2007-11-05 12:39:00 +0000
Hear! Hear! I was about to write about the same thing. I would go farther: Do not forward anything that was not personally penned to you. It's not even worth looking up hoaxes. Any time anyone forwards something to you, it is a hoax.

Posted by tgl on 2007-11-05 12:52:07 +0000
The 10D Rule of the Internets: It's False.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2007-11-05 13:03:41 +0000
There is virtually an infinite amount of information available on the internet and only a finite amount of it is true, therefore, all of it is false.

Posted by G lib on 2007-11-05 16:42:03 +0000
I actually don't give a shit (or know the first thing) about Andy Rooney. A fabulous response by my awesome wicked smaht (and half Chinese) cousin: "We're a country that is very fortunate that our native tongue is the dominant language in business internationally (though that could change as the world economy evolves), but it has made us short-sighted and complicit in our own self-importance, and I am hopeful that parents who are driving their kids to succeed and be prepared for life, at least at the grassroots level, will understand that the world is bigger than our borders, and that difference and diversity is the spice of life."

Posted by G lib on 2007-11-05 16:45:16 +0000
And from Germany's (German) huzb: "Rooney" said: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. He must not have been around in Germany in the 30's and 40's then. If you think about it, this is an unbelievably self-righteous statement. Why, do you think, does my brother get stopped in the middle of the night by the> police when he's going home from work, so they can check whether he stole his bike? Do you think (a) the police does that routinely here in Germany? (never happened to me) (b) he looked dodgy? (possible) (c) he's part black (yes, he is)? (possible)

Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-11-05 17:13:25 +0000
This is ouuuuuuuuur country!

Posted by pchippy on 2007-11-05 17:41:29 +0000
I was noticing that the Chevy ads have stopped featuring only white rednecks. They now include a few well-scrubbed black rednecks mingled among the white ones. White rednecks and black rednecks, haying together. Praying together. Watching Fourth of July fireworks together. Stringing barbed wire together (to keep out illegal immigrants?). And so on.

Posted by Epoisses on 2007-11-05 18:19:03 +0000
First scene in the new one: four or so dudes, one of them black, who have just completed Mount Rushmore.

Posted by ConorClockwise on 2007-11-05 18:50:07 +0000
Did anyone think Rooney actually said that? Not his voice at all.

Posted by tommy on 2007-11-05 20:04:52 +0000
POTD

Posted by virtue on 2007-11-05 20:42:19 +0000
Unfortunately, many people's perspective on the interweb is the opposite of 10D's. Or, there are at least a couple of chestnuts that predate the interweb, but that are no less true for human behavior now...something about a fool and his money and the other one, about suckers and minutes.

Posted by respectless on 2007-11-05 21:00:28 +0000
man, i've been having this forwarded to me by knuckleheads for the last 3 years.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2007-11-05 21:20:02 +0000
Oh, yeah, this isn't just garbage, it's old garbage.

Posted by MF DU on 2007-11-06 03:06:29 +0000
All chain mail and most blindly forwarded stuff goes right to "Delete" or "Spam". Except those Nigerian money laundering schemes. I love those.

Posted by pchippy on 2007-11-06 12:33:24 +0000
Chainmail?

Posted by pchippy on 2007-11-06 12:37:34 +0000
From those importunate SCA mass-marketers, you mean? Pleez yr wench with these hottt hottt hauberks cut n textured for wear under jerkin. Have trouble keepin yr lance up at jousts? Have strength of 10x men even if yr heart inst pur.

Posted by tgl on 2007-11-07 01:42:21 +0000
POTD

Posted by MF DU on 2007-11-07 01:47:18 +0000
see wild farm animals hi on ciiialis

Posted by G lib on 2007-11-07 14:14:22 +0000
seconded.

Posted by pamsterdam on 2007-11-07 14:16:37 +0000
I thought that was you, signed in as PChippy! Zonkers!

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