Posted by ConorClockwise on 2007-11-27 19:04:29 +0000
My gall bladder's cold
Anyone looking for a winter knitting project after you finish that scarf?
Posted by pamsterdam on 2007-11-28 14:57:08 +0000
Is my tongue really connected to my liver?
I guess that would explain a few things...
Posted by ConorClockwise on 2007-11-28 15:11:50 +0000
Posted by pamsterdam on 2007-11-28 15:23:34 +0000
That totally looks like a demented Frenchman, exposing himself and dangling a yam over his head.
Posted by mahatma chani on 2007-11-28 15:27:57 +0000
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Posted by ConorClockwise on 2007-11-28 15:30:35 +0000
Are you sure he isn't Dutch?
Posted by pamsterdam on 2007-11-28 15:38:17 +0000
Good point.
But Dutchmen tend to eschew hats in favor of agressively 80's middle-parted power hairdos a la Blaine.
The lack of skin-tight orange cordoroy trousers (expressly tailored approximately 3 inches too short for the legs) is another dead giveaway.
Posted by Miriam on 2007-11-28 15:55:23 +0000
Ahem. I own a pair of orange cords...and if I'd lose a few pounds they wouldn't be quite so snug. After the knee they're not tight, though. Guess that saves me from being Dutch.
Posted by Miriam on 2007-11-28 15:56:28 +0000
That knitter must also be a Biology teacher. Or maybe anatomy, or a bored nurse trying to explain a colonoscopy to a 5 year old.